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someone who is good at time please help me schedule this. my campaign is dying
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putting on trump orangeface and claiming to be the first black woman vp for the first black president while looking back at the audience like a game show
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: In terms of successes, yes. I also was the guy who put together a peace plan for the Middle East that may be comin' to fruition. I was also the guy that expanded NATO. I was also the guy that grew the economy. All the individual things that were done were ideas I had or I fulfilled. I moved on.
He brags about expanding NATO.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: In this next term, I'm gonna make sure we gotta-- straighten out the tax system. I'm gonna make sure we're in a situation where we have healthcare for all people, where we're in a position where we have-- have childcare and eldercare, free up-- and all these things.
"We'll help people next term I promise" 
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Look. I have a cognitive test every single day. Every day I have that test. Everything I do. You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world. Not-- and that's not hi-- sounds like hyperbole, but we are the essential nation of the world..
Biden says that he doesn't need to take a cognitive test because his work as president is proof of his cognitive ability. This is true because his accomplishments as president have been dogwater.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: And every single day, for example, today before I came out here, I'm on the phone with-- with the prime minister of-- well, anyway, I shouldn't get into detail, but with Netanyahu. I'm on the phone with the new prime minister of England. I'm workin' on what we were doin' with regard to-- in Europe with regard to expansion of NATO and whether it's gonna stick.
We know that you're always on the phone with Netanyahu and expanding NATO, that's the problem.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: That's not unusual in some states. I carried an awful lotta Democrats last time I ran in 2020. Look, I remember them tellin' me the same thing in 2020. "I can't win. The polls show I can't win." Remember 2024-- 2020, the red wave was coming.
Before the vote, I said, "That's not gonna happen. We're gonna win." We did better in an off-year than almost any incumbent President ever has done. They said in 2023, (STATIC) all the tough (UNINTEL) we're not gonna win. I went into all those areas and all those-- all those districts, and we won.
The democrats in 2022 won in spite of Joe Biden, not because of him. He's taking credit for the success of Democrats in 2022 when he held back the party.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: The number of Americans who think you're too old to serve has doubled since 2020. Wouldn't a clear-eyed political calculus tell you that it's gonna be much tougher to win in 2024?.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Not when you're running against a pathological liar. Not when he hadn't been challenged in a way that he's about to be challenged. Not when people--
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: You've had months to challenge him.
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: Oh, sure, I had months, but I was also doin' a hell of a lot of other things, like wars around the world, like keeping NATO together, like working-- anyway. But look.
"Listen jack, I didn't have time to campaign against Donald Trump, I was busy doing wars around the world"
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: If you can be convinced that you cannot defeat Donald Trump, will you stand down?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: (LAUGH)- It depends on-- on if the Lord Almighty comes down and tells me that, I might do that.
Biden says he won't drop out except for by divine intervention.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: What's your plan to turn the campaign around?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: You saw it today. How many-- how many people draw crowds like I did today? Find me more enthusiastic than today? Huh?
Biden thinks he can draw a big crowd. For months he's been only having very private events because there's always pro-Palestinian demonstrators coming to his public events. Biden can't draw a crowd.
I'm running the world
Well, some of it
God fucking damn him to hell, what an absolute ghoul. If he goes to the general, the only solace I'll be able to take from Trump winning is watching this doddering old creep choke on his fucking arrogance.
how many people can draw crowds like I did today?
He can't even draw a clock
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN: (LAUGH)- It depends on-- on if the Lord Almighty comes down and tells me that, I might do that.
i will get back to my catholic roots if god strikes him down, COME ON DUDE JUST THIS ONCE
Which came first, the emoji or Joe actually looking like this?
Like half of this interview is just Joe sucking his own dick lol
I did that, Jack! Me! I'm the best there is!
Well, he's achieved a lot, I mean, he beat medicare!
Zelenskyy is currently ordering furniture for his London condo.
I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
"ABC opened the comment section to let people comment on this piece. That really tells you something."