We all know real Enterprises wear kilts.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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I remember that episode. Kirk didn't follow protocol and got caught with his pants down. Before he knew what was going on the Romulans had knocked out warp drive and impulse. Scotty used the deflector dish to make a kilt of energy to catch solar radiation, moving the ship into a gaseous anomaly and then out of the neutral zone.
Spock then convinced Scotty to pretend it was dumb luck. Despite the obvious and large magnitude advantages of kilts, everyone was better off if Kirk kept his pants on.
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It would be so much fun to take Star Trek and only change how they talk about the shields. Instead of "raise shields" make it "pull up our pants." CHANGE NOTHING ELSE.
If the Enterprise were to wear a kilt, option B. But if it's regular pants, option A.
I like the clean room bootie look. Covers your deflector dish and allows your nacelles to breathe.
Looks better, but the nacelles are like legs so I feel like the first makes more sense.
Agreed Farts, and the deflector dish is the mouth, so the booty version is more like a mask...
Wtf! There's only a butthole? This isn't a bird of prey! There's no cloaca!
I refuse to entertain the ridiculous notion of a spaceship wearing pants, it doesn’t even have legs. This is so dumb I can’t believe these kinds of posts. It’s obviously the first option.
On the nacellegs, of course.
But then the dishdick hangs out.
That’s the navel
ewwwwww ... your main sensor is showing :(
On the saucer. We know the enterprise wears its pants on its head