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[–] Menjoo@lemmy.world 108 points 4 months ago

Welcome to Five Guys!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 4 months ago
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Fuck I was gonna say that :'(

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 36 points 4 months ago
[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your mom's fidget spinner.

[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago

"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 4 months ago

Moby's Dicks

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 months ago

So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

It's a five star porn-hub

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

Organic free range dildo star before harvest

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"No, this is Patrick"

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

5 player co-op

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

The cocktail starfish

[–] JimSamtanko@lemm.ee 17 points 4 months ago

What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 14 points 4 months ago

Patrick PornStar

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 4 months ago

Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!

[–] tryagain@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Patrick and his five brothers.

[–] xploit@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Five girls one star

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[–] oji@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago

the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.

[–] LinusSexTips@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Ass to ass!

[–] JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

That's a penisea star

[–] supercargo@r.nf 5 points 4 months ago
[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Mr. Stealyourgirl

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Your partner will finally be pleased!

[–] prex@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago
[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago
[–] Ravi@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

But I don't wanna pat the dicks

[–] androogee@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago

It ain't gonna sucker itself.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The penis wheel

[–] derbolle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
[–] mystik@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Paige, no, no, no, no, no!

[–] xuxxun@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A growing star.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Gatling penis

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Why would someone put penises all over the beach?

[–] veganpizza69@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Falustarfish

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

"I give this orgy 5 stars!"

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

Adult fidget spinner.

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 1 points 4 months ago

Stellatum glandem