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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

God it's going to be kind of true, we still have some hidden chambers to crack into and they probably have some "ancient knowledge" but the knowledge is going to be like "did you know our king is actually descended from the gods?" And "you deserve to be buried with these slaves, remember, only certain people go to heaven!"

Like the ancient secrets they consider important are going to just be nonsense to us.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It could be really important to us. Like what if they add to our knowledge of an ancient Egyptian deity that Marvel can include in a spinoff or next season of Moon Knight? That’s important to me: an ancient secret that could improve my future life

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Haven't they also found beer recipes in Egyptian tombs?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don’t even understand what’s attempting to be said.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

THERE'S SECRET GOLD IN THEM THAR SPHINX!

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

There’s a bunch of loonies that believe that there are secret chambers under the sphinx that are a storehouse of esoteric knowledge. Like, how to awaken your innate powers of telepathy or spiritually teleporting to other planets. Shit like that.

[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

This guy writes like he's having a stroke.

[–] EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

A Great Chamber of Secrets, seems like a bad thing to open. Probably contains a Basilisk.

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

But we have to save Ginny

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I reckon I could carry those bricks.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Makes sense tbh…