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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 153 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That car has the worst tint job I've ever seen

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its like someone turned an 8 year old loose with a couple of black garbage bags and a hot glue gun

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I have a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to do it right.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have, but those guys were kinda cheating. They had worked as tint installers previously, and knew what they were doing. Did some badass decal applications as well.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 88 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You do anyway without piercings.

The nipple isn't technically one hole, it's kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it's a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.

So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Dad recognise dad.

Or lactation fetishist.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago

Or lactation fetishist.

[–] DillyDaily@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I'm just a person with leaky tits.

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[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago

It was really weird the first time I saw the liquid pooling in 100 tiny bubbles before surface tension merged them

[–] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Uhhhhhhh... ok?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 58 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Someone with pierced titties plesse put one of them in my mouth as I would like to test this claim

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Inb4 ppl with cock piercing slide into your dms

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world's early artwork

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago (4 children)
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[–] evlogii@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago (4 children)

They don't. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don't taste anything, just as you don't taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't matter, sucked titty.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you've never sucked pierced titties without telling me you've never sucked pierced titties.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

More like: Tell me you've never tasted house keys without telling me you've never tasted house keys.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

And there's no place like home.

[–] InternetUser2012@midwest.social 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (55 children)

They don't taste any different but I still don't like them.

Same with the septum rings.

No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You… tasted a septum ring?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You may think inside the nose is tasty but it'snot.

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[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

I mean I don't discriminate a whole lot when I'm having a good time licking things.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] TJDetweiler@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago

.... And there's no place like home

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Only if they’re kept clean

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

why do you know what keys taste like

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 4 months ago

Warming the key of a car in the freezing winter may have driven me to suck keys. Piercings didn't remind me of such though.

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