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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 67 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

"Sure, the elites aren't vampires, but if they were, we would have a moral imperative to give them blood."

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Probably the most bullshit boss in Bloodborne. At least the Shadows live in an actual swamp

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stealing years of life from poor people for the benefit of the wealthy is already what capitalism does.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I would've done that for Lenin, if I were alive then. I guess RGB is the Lenin for liberals.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Would you have bought a Lenin Funko Pop?

[–] fox@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Funkos are vinyl garbage with a hideous art style. I'd get one of those foot tall posable action figures of Lenin with revolutionary action

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I'd steal one

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

kinda want a whole series of revolutionary figure Funko Pops even if it's very ironically consumerist

[–] flan@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

can i donate negative days

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 30 points 7 months ago

Sometimes they almost grasp the power of organized collective action

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago
[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is unironically just like that adrenochrome bullshit the chuds believe.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Except libs wish it were true and think it would be a good thing

[–] Omniraptor@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I have Warhammer brain so i thought of the golden throne but this works too

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Or you know....RBG could have just retired under Obama day one if she really cared. Just saying.

And that isn't even mentioning that it's terrifying how many rights we lost just because the GOP had one lucky day in 2016.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

I would subtract a day from every demon in Washington to save a bee

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

This is like those boomer Facebook posts saying something like "LIKE this post to send a prayer and save a child's life"

[–] axont@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Democracy is saved if the frail old racist lady summons everyone's life force to throw a spirit bomb at frieza

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

What great man theory does to a mf

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Please be a bit. If not, got another one who needs to be euthanized. Just tell him he gets to do RBG again soon.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Gelflings, have you no thought for the plight of the Skeksis?

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 8 points 7 months ago

No, I wouldnt

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Adding another one to the "Alex Jones was right" counter

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Democracy hinges on keeping this one skeleton reanimated over and over again. Too bad the power of necromancy belongs solely to the toothbrush confiscationists kim-cool