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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago

Hey Mr. Rogen, I love your work!

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Jesus, now that you have posted that, the head weasels won't let me not Google it.

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:(

[–] Arondeus@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I did. XD. I did it on duckduckgo with safe search turned off and didn't even find anything. Was a little disappointed tbh. Apparently nobody wants to see porn of Trump. But rule 34 states that if it exists theres porn of it. So if there's no porn of Trump does that mean he's not even real? o.O

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

There are 384 pornographic drawings of donald trump on rule34.paheal.net

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That link is staying blue.

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a link to the website's front page, not the offending images.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bruh this is one of the most well-known porn sites in existence. Don't pretend like you've never heard of it. (You might be one of today's lucky 10,000, I suppose.)

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

I would be one of the lucky 10,000. But I'll pass this time. I know plenty of porn sites (youporn, pornhub, etc... Most of the well known ones), but that one is new. I'll pass for now. Maybe later, ok?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

You've seriously never been there? It's a staple of internet porn, along with the porntubes like XVideos and PornHub.

If you can't find it anywhere else, you can find it on rule34.paheal. Only downside is that it's mostly pictures/drawings. There are some videos but they tend to be short animations.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 7 points 5 months ago

Thank you, I will go bleach my brain now.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I clicked and got redirected to france gov website telling me this website contains pedopornography. I'm not going to investigate to find out if it's true, please remove the link.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

When I read your post I saw the “head weasels” as a few tiny little cute C-suite assholes wearing little suits. They’ve been the top dogs (tiny ones) for so long that they’re completely out of touch with the ordinary fuzzball.

But yeah a different interpretation makes much more sense in context.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Weasels aren't dogs. They're both caniformes so I understand the mistake, but I thought it best that you be made aware.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

See now THAT part was metaphorical unlike the literal treatment I gave everything else, lol.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m more concerned about the earlier spikes. You good, internet?

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

I know you're joking, but for anyone genuinely curious, those correspond to news updates about the trial. It's been going on for a month and a half, after all.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Well done, shitposters. Well done.

[–] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Why would liberals care if you post this? They're the ones that don't give a shit what your kink is.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Because if you tell a conservative this line they're way more likely to do it.

[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And we've been trolling cons for like a full day with this. I did this to my trump loving aunt on her Facebook. She got super mad and deleted me off Facebook. She was the last holdout that refused to unfriend me no matter what I commented on her brain dead posts.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Congrats!

Yeah, the trial verdict really pisses off conservatives. A coworker was a Nikki Haley supporter. I thought she’d be annoyed, but not too angry, because I thought she’d given up on Trump. Wrong!

She usually knows better than to talk politics with me, but she had to vent about the Trump trial. Of course, she blamed everyone but him.

To avoid making her even angrier, I pretended to remain neutral, claiming that I didn’t know much and hadn’t really been following the trial, but secretly I was enjoying every bit of her Fox News-parroting tantrum. She’s good at her job, but a malleable idiot when it comes to politics.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

To avoid making her even angrier

Stop doing that; she doesn't deserve it. Moreover, excessive tolerance is how we got into this mess.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I see your point, but when I have to work side by side with someone for several hours, I prefer that they not be seething at me lol

[–] grue@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I mean, it's risky, but if you do it right maybe you could trigger her enough to blow up and get fired without getting in trouble yourself? Fascist fucks deserve that, too.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Lol yeah keyword there is coworker though.

There are fantastic ways to politely and without any blame making people feel stupid enough to shut up, or make them backpedal and change the subject. Knowing your audience helps too, who else is there and what their politics are. I don't think that comes naturally to anyone really though. Not most.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It's true. If they're so easily manipulated, they'll follow suit with the masses if enough of the other side are there and loud enough.

Though, I also blame that tactic for how divided the US seems to be in general.

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 5 months ago

Same, walking into work this morning, guy says something about them fucking trump over and then asks what I think about trump and I tell him he doesn’t want to know, it’s a five minute walk from there to where we work in the building.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is not knowing about rule 34 a bad thing? I kinda feel like only internet addicts really know about it.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

I mean, Lemmy is basically an internet addict support group.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

And are we talking about the liberals the conservatives hate or the liberals the tankies hate?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Trump's new political party is far worse, he's basing it around revenge...

...google "Trump Lemon Party" for pictures of the event launch held last Saturday night.

[–] MoonJellyfish@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Searched using duckduckgo with safe search feature off. Found only pictures of Trump and few of lemons.

[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Oh, you mean this rule allows Trump to walk out of jail? I must tell others.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)