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[–] randompasta@lemmy.today 66 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's just the brain worm talking.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

It could also be the mercury poisoning or the batshit insanity.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think the brain worm starved to death.

[–] OpenStars 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Actually the real answer, iirc, is that his brain was too toxic for it to survive. I'm not even kidding!! :-P (he ate so much fish that he gave it mercury poisoning)

Then he used that to claim that he had a mental disability that was so bad that he should not have to pay money to his wife after the divorce.

Now his campaign says that despite the brain worms, he totally doesn't have a disability.

This man is amazing - he is literally all things, to all people, at all times (at least in his own worm-addled mind, that is!:-P).

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How long do you have to cook fish to cook off the mercury?

[–] OpenStars 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cooking doesn't help any. I wondered if washing would... but also no. Or trimming, but again no. Basically you just need to avoid it.

https://www.fda.gov/food/environmental-contaminants-food/fdaepa-2004-advice-what-you-need-know-about-mercury-fish-and-shellfish says you can:

eat up to 6 ounces (one average meal) per week of fish you catch from local waters, but don't consume any other fish during that week.

It's got a ton of good advice - which types of fish are okay, which are less so, deeper answers to timing and many other questions too.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

he ate so much raw fish that he gave it mercury poisoning

So why did you write raw fish there and not just fish?

[–] OpenStars 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

are you flirting with me?

'cause im so turned on right now by your words...:-P

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

That’s why it smells like a warm turtle tank in here.

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I have a question about your link.

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ImgBB? Right now image upload is down for literature.cafe, so I went with what’s easiest (no forced account).

[–] Skua@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Some instances blocked ImgBB because it was being used to spread child porn a while back

[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 4 points 5 months ago

Ahh, I see. How unfortunate, because it’s an easy file uploading for mobile devices. Any alternatives?

[–] tsonfeir@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Instance level content filter?

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I wonder if he got it from undercooked bear...

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A worm literally ate part of his brain, so him being crazier than I'd think is a pretty high bar.

After reading the article: Alright I'll admit it, he's crazier than I thought.

[–] inspired@kbin.social 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm imagining him switching his VP pick to be the dead worm. Do I still need to read the article?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

I'd say it's worth the read for seeing how bonkers he is and having some things to cite when people bring up wanting to vote for him

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

I think he’s about as crazy as I think, because I think he’s really fucking crazy.

[–] SteefLem@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 9 points 5 months ago

Nah, that's the crazy I expected

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

unpossible!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is there something new in this article about his crazy shit?

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago