NGL I was confused for a moment wondering if it was the anniversary again

Still one hell of a powerful image

Once you work with the public long enough you're no longer surprised by such things.

The saying "There's substantial overlap between the dumbest tourists and the smartest bears" is very true even though it was never said by someone in the National Parks Service.

I've met plenty of people who I believe would be outsmarted by the average bear let alone the smartest bears.

Well that's fuckin depressing

Damn that's a good looking theme

People would walk up and pee directly on the sign and because it was laminated the pee would blast back onto their pants and the floor

When I worked at a bar our urinal stopped flushing, so I put the laminated "Out of Order" sign over the bowl. We had a lot of customers walk out of the bathroom with a line of piss on their pants from the splash back from pissing on the sign.

Damn that's a good shot

I see you've worked in customer facing positions before

Sometimes the truth can only come out in the form of jokes.

The raw emotional truth that we can only say with humor because to say it without humor is to bare our true self for the world to destroy.

Thanks for attending my TED Talk

Oh that's easy

I woke up this morning, therefor my morning is good

I'm also wishing others to have a morning that they also feel is good

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We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads

NGL that style of bike looks cool AF