this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] flop@lemmy.fmhy.ml 56 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Honestly still way less cringe than "When does the narwhal bacon?"

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Q. What is the first rule of bean posting?

A. Don't ask why he can't poop for 3 days.

[–] flop@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks I hate it 🫠

[–] DonatellaHibachi@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

I hate what you just said, so I don't even want to compliment your @ even though I have to. Take it or leave it.

[–] CineMaddie@lemmy.film 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ahhh to be young and full of cringe. That lore did give us bacon reader, back in its day one of THE apps to use before reddit exploded in 3rd party apps.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually still THE app IMO all the way up to the appcopolypse on Saturday

[–] CineMaddie@lemmy.film 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love your confidence but Apollo won the app wars πŸ’…πŸ’…

Now we gotta fight about which fediverse app is gonna win, right?

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nah, I'm not fighting, just stating my completely subjective preference 🀷

In case you want to know, though: I used Jerboa at first but find I greatly prefer Liftoff. Wefwef works well too, but I prefer a native app to a browser tab..

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

From a Sync user, Connect or Liftoff are where it's at YO

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Jerboa was super crashy for me but I am loving Connect.

Boost was my go to for years. Now I'm here waiting patiently for Ruben to make it compatible with Lemmy

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hey I didn't even know this one

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's ok, I remember my first beer

And the answer is midnight

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 year ago

It was the best one IMO 🫑πŸ₯²

[–] CMGX78@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a perfect representation of the current state of Lemmy.

And I love it.

[–] AapoL@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

And still it's better than Reddit.

[–] TrontheTechie@infosec.pub 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For a second I thought this was grafo

[–] itscozydownhere@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TrontheTechie@infosec.pub 7 points 1 year ago

Same, that’s why I had to double take.

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Omg, I totally fell for it, I thought it was him!

He is on imgur and a few other places, I wouldn't have been too surprised if he was.

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Ahah sorry, I just reused the template

Where are the days? I haven't beaned in 3 poops!

[–] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago

I'm loving all the Lemmy lore that's being made.

[–] PoppinKREAM@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Lol true, Lemmy already building its own lore.

[–] DonatellaHibachi@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago

I can't help but feel kinda nostalgic when this shit happens.

[–] Jerosh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This site-wide irreverence brings me back to what the internet felt like to me in like 2007 though. Like sure you could get this in individual subreddits or things or Discord communities but I’ve missed this more open sense of mischief across communities more than I realised!

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying the internet was better when it was all shitpost ?

[–] Jerosh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I mean… I’m not not saying that!

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh my goodness, is SirGrafo a lemming?

[–] Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I'm just a template recycler sorry

[–] ashley@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where’d you get that idea?

[–] indomara@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The image didn't open full size and I have seen him around imgur, I just assumed it was him at first, lol.

[–] Mohkia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Omfg! I just about died seeing this. My husband was co concerned!

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