Folks, let me tell you, I'm a big league vegan, believe me. Nobody knows more about great plant-based dining than I do. Have you tried the Impossible Burger? Wow. Wow. I love America. And let me tell you, it's tremendous, just the best. But you know who doesn't get it? My so-called 'son' Donald Jr., that's who. The guy goes on safari, can you believe it? Hunts animals like they're nothing! The liberals say he got a lion's skull or something, I don't know, but it's disgusting. And let me tell you, nobody, NOBODY, is more pro-life than me. But this guy, he's killing innocent animals, it's just unbelievable. Sad! Believe me, folks, no one has ever been as much of a vegan champion as me. Nobody. And don't even get me started on the fur coats his wife wears. Total disaster.

I want this to be real.

Impossible to disagree

Is this legit? I can’t imagine Trump giving a shit…

the long anticipated sequel to "why are you wearing that baseball cap, put on a suit and meet me outside"

Cohen describes Trump confronting his son over his fondness for bait posting, a hobby pursued with this brother Eric Trump to the fury of moderators and delight of the terminally online.

"'What the fuck is wrong with you?' Trump screamed at his namesake. 'You think you're a big man sitting on the can and posting! You post wrecker cringe? Then you drag your brother into this bullshit? Why the fuck would you post like that? Get the fuck out of my office.'"

Donald Jr, Cohen writes, "left without a word, head downcast".

As Trump double tripples down on Zionists doing the same to Palestians.

Killing animals is for the poors.