Folks, let me tell you, I'm a big league vegan, believe me. Nobody knows more about great plant-based dining than I do. Have you tried the Impossible Burger? Wow. Wow. I love America. And let me tell you, it's tremendous, just the best. But you know who doesn't get it? My so-called 'son' Donald Jr., that's who. The guy goes on safari, can you believe it? Hunts animals like they're nothing! The liberals say he got a lion's skull or something, I don't know, but it's disgusting. And let me tell you, nobody, NOBODY, is more pro-life than me. But this guy, he's killing innocent animals, it's just unbelievable. Sad! Believe me, folks, no one has ever been as much of a vegan champion as me. Nobody. And don't even get me started on the fur coats his wife wears. Total disaster.