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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 116 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Want to learn more? Here's everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

[–] ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reality is often disappointing

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's gonna be my epitaph: "In reality, often disappointing"

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Unfortunatley that's not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

[–] CaptainFlintlockFinn@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's what I thought. Way too good to be true.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

First, you take the dinglepop, and you smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches.

Then you take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice.

Then a Shlami shows up and he rubs it, and spits on it.

Then you cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.

The blaffs rub against the chumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old plumbus!

[–] andyiscoming@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

[–] egeres@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

[–] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

[–] Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren't actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

[–] hypnotoad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Much appreciated

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 points 1 year ago

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tag yourself! I am dillsack.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Scungle reporting for duty 🫡

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

(the nutte sac) 😀🖐️

[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Blyfh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Good human.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's some Dr. Seuss shit.

One fish two fish

Red fish Dongfish

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holy crap I'm getting some ROCK HARD Ninja Sex Party vibes

https://youtu.be/8d0N0jA0tus

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