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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I feel like I'm so close to understanding this community.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're getting close. Deploy the anthropomorphic plane porn to throw them off the trail

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Er, not too anthropomorphic, if you don't mind.

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well, at the very least f'real.

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

F-22'real. Roger, Roger.

[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

the tone that satisfies

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 36 points 7 months ago

mothposting

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] chaotic_disorganizer@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Komm, süßter Tod

[–] youRFate@feddit.de 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Stop with the umlauts, it hurts.

[–] Gurfaild@feddit.de 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

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[–] Kolli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

The umlauts are the best part. :D

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 16 points 7 months ago

Sidewinder has an impressive rack.