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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Why is everything an investment? So brain poisoned that they can't even imagine using global power for actual good unless you get a solid ROI.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Well, it is an investment, just in a different way. China knows that the way towards a sustainable socialist future is to develop all global economies, without the mechanisms of imperialism artificially perpetuating poverty and holding back the imperial periphery. If African nations develop into stability and independence it's good for everyone, if they remain trapped with American and European imperialist institutions it's only good for the imperialists.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Love MarKKK SSeddon's implication that Kenya should just not have hospitals.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 74 points 7 months ago (2 children)

So many people in the comments unknowingly discovering fascism.

"These foreigners are behind the ideological and moral rot of my great nation, we need to stomp out the influence of these enemies of the civilized world!"

how-compelling lemmitor hitler-detector

[–] axont@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah and what is this cloying sentimentality they try to do with this?

(sobbing)"America is plagued with inequality, with hatred against trans people. The police are racist and our institutions are failing to a cheetoh. Our once great land has become divided. How could China do this to us?"

(Sobbing and saluting an American flag)

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Waaaaah the country we specifically founded to be a land for bourgeois slave owners to genocide indigenous people and take their resources is still a racist genocidal psychotic state! How could the scheming Ruskis do this to us!

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[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago (10 children)

ill speak for Americans, but people all over the world beware. beware of foreign influences. dont be xenophobic and afraid of culture. but people need to realize that russia and china are not friendly. China is mainly the enemy of the world, they have their hand dipped in everyones pocket and control most of russia and america imo.

but our foreign enemies are trying to divide us Americans. with political parties, race wars, social issues, just like everything this post has stated.

we need to come together as Americans, no matter our colors, background, views. we need to realize that it truly is us against the world and to turn on eachother is a grave mistake.

Some real brain geniuses over there projection

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

but our foreign enemies are trying to divide us Americans. with political parties, race wars, social issues, just like everything this post has stated.

Dang, I can't believe China founded the deeply racist, xenophobic, queerphobic, etc. nation that is the USA in 1776.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

What? You didn’t know China was the main instigator of the civil war?

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

My support for China is going to get a whole lot more critical with this new information.

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

beware of foreign influences. dont be xenophobic and afraid of culture. but people need to realize that russia and china are not friendly. China is mainly the enemy of the world

  • Meme about Evil Russia

  • "But don't forget that China is evil, too!!!!"

Damn. This liberal got scratched so hard he's fountaining fascism.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

This is some real blood and soil shit what-the-hell

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And they tell us we're the one that is brainwashed lol.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“I’m not racist but” type beat

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I'm not racist but [direct unambigous admission of overt racism]

[–] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

lmao liberals literally have become 2000s era neo-cons. "it truly is us against the world" hey genius if you're the enemy of the entire world that's not an endorsement. Maybe the foreigners are correct to sow internal division if that's how you see reality

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

we need to come together as Americans, no matter our colors, background, views. we need to realize that it truly is us against the world and to turn on eachother is a grave mistake.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP hitler-detector we must circle the pikes and sort out who is with US and who is with THEM peppino-angry

[–] daphthedgb@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Horseshoe theory is real, just instead of communist and fascist it's radlib and Bircher

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

taps podium clears throat: ahunmiumgmgmnnngg.. I'll speak for Americans............ burder.......... thank you. steps away from podium goes wrong way to exit stage waves as walking back by podium to get off stage the correct way

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

a communist family member start randomly spouting about how Ukrainians do have Nazis, that even with Zelenskyy being Jewish he was a Nazi, that Ukrainians WANT to be a part of Russia...

Ukraine does have nazis though? Look at the pictures they put out and look up any of those funny runes. Association of German National Jews Why do they act like minorities can't be fascists? There's plenty of notable ones in the republican party. Its not some obscure thing.

Can somebody who is not banned on r/latestagecapitalism post this over there, because those idiots seem bound and determined to get someone who is actively out to harm the country for personal gain elected

r/LateStageCapitalism is a Russian or CCP ran sub where the whole point is to get people so depressed they disengage from American politics.

Jesus that sub is worse than some right wing ones. I consider myself around center left but that sub is insane, it seriously is just making people sad because it controls people.

It sucks because i agree that late stage capitalism is bad, but i didn’t know that late stage capitalism was an actual anti capitalist communist theory that eventually capitalism will always lead to the form that we see it, regardless of social safety nets. I dont hate capitalism i just have a lot of criticisms of how some parts of capitalism affect our society, but thats not allowed in that sub

The idea is that capitalism inherently results in monopolies, duopolies, or oligopolies, and eventually the system continues to try to increase profit until the workers who make the products cannot buy the products, and the system consumes itself.

Maybe absent a regulatory system

There is no such thing as “late stage capitalism”. It is a failed Marxist prophecy.

Why would anyone with respect for themselves go onto an populist leftist sub like that?

I miss the pre internet left wing populism in America. It was about human rights, the environment, ending poverty and legalization of weed.

There is way too much here to comment on. This particular thread goes on too. All deeply unserious people (well that one guy explaining late stage capitalism might be okay).

edit: sorry the formatting sucks

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Pre internet left wing America was the Black Panthers and the feds shut them down.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Next you'll tell me MLK Jr wanted more then legal equality!

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Azov Battalion:

Привіт, Dear Liberal

Wanna fight together against the Russian orcs?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Liberals love Ukraine so much they are destroying it. Say, Ukraine magically wins right now, goes back to pre-SMO borders. They'll still have billions of dollars in foreign currency debt they would have to pay back.

How will they pay it back? Greek/Argentina style probably.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What fresh horror would the Ukrainian equivalent of ancaptain be?

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] Kaplya@hexbear.net 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I love the fact that Putin appointed Sergey Kiriyenko, Yeltsin’s Prime Minister in the 1990s who had good relations with the Clintons, to the First Deputy Chief of Staff of the Russian President in October 2016, literally one month before the US election because nobody thought Trump would win and he wanted to improve ties with the new Hillary Clinton’s administration.

Yet somehow the libs still think it was Putin that caused Hillary to lose lol.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Trump didn't even think he would win. He had to cancel his TV channel plans once he won.

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Crackers calling for left-right unity. Time to get crackin'pika-pickaxe

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I do find it a bit curious that the Leftist is this lean, blonde, chiseled chad and the Chud is this fat, creepy Groyper. Also, both white dudes.

Obviously, "they've fallen for the classic Russian propaganda while my mind is immune to such deprivations!" bit is liberal af. But it does feel a bit like they're telling on themselves when they make this shit.

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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Saw this on another sub the other day. Good stuff OP.

For those out of the loop:

Basically Russia (and various international actors) are using social media to push a narrative that “your country is bad” and “you should mistrust your institutions”.

Damn, sounds like Russia is correct on this one

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

i love your username, sorry didn't click 2 die tho

[–] glingorfel@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

reading through this makes me feel like someone stuck an immersion blender into my skull

[–] nemoTheCatfish@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

obviously the comic is wildly cringe

nobody gonna mention the OP quotes Michael Jackson as their only addition to the post besides the title?

[–] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It also doesn't even seem to be a real quote? I did a quick search and nothing turned up, so it just looks like a bastardization of "All I want to say is that they don't really care about us" which, uh, is from a song about systemic racism and injustice in amerikkka.

Say what you will about Michael Jackson and it's not like the song is some radical manifesto or whatever, but turning lyrics critical of the US government into blaming the evil foreign adversary for anyone being critical of the US government is just the perfect cherry on top. joker-amerikkklap

[–] nemoTheCatfish@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

incredible. thank you for the context, friend.

[–] whatup@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I appreciate how they made the leftist the hot one ❤️

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

i did not die, instead i must now live with this cringe shit in my brain desolate

[–] good_girl@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Bit where we insert Cyriллic characters randomly in our comments to pretend the mask is slipping.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Unsurprising the “optimists” are just in denial.

https://farside.link/www.reddit.com/r/OptimistsUnite/s/pGlCAJXYNM

Try this next time tbh no reason to link to reddit except to admit you login. Unless you use libredirect

Also remember to edit 9mmBallpoint comics to make them anti-liberal it DRIVES HIM INSANE

HE GOES BALLISTIC

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