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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nobody better call me a good boy, because I am strong, I am in control soviet-huff

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 56 points 7 months ago

✔️ Featherless

❌ Biped

Yeah I can verify that is indeed not a man

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

Chuds seem to get their entire understanding of what feminism is from femdom fetish content.

Also manosphere content aside, this is kind of an excessive level of pet grooming. Some of this is actively harmful if done too frequently so hopefully it's not all a weekly routine or anything.

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Walking into an incel podcast holding up a dog: "Behold a feminist" dog-screm

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Video about a cute well trained dog getting groomed

Men: Anyway here's how feminism is poisoning the blood of white people.

[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago

Imagine being loved, clean and well fed.

Wow I would really hate to be that dog crush

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

frothingfash speech-side-l-1Feminism is turning men into cute, soft dogs!speech-side-l-2

sicko-wistful

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's so FUCKING annoying how twitter forces you to make an account to see the replies dunking on dipshits like this. FUCK YOU Elon and FUCK TWITTER BLUE, the mark of the absolutely unhinged.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you definitely understand how dogs work.

[–] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I’m no expert but from what I understand, apart from nursing, all the canines in a pack do the same thing

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

That is largely correct, yeah. Dogs and even wolves largely don't have significant role differences outside of the parent/child pack structure. The whole "alpha" thing is nonsense, the "pack leaders" are just the parents of their pups who hang out with them into adulthood

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Dogs are immune to the woke mind virus.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Or they're ridiculously horny for Andrew Tate.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Dogs are meant to FIGHT.

Everything to them is WAR.

meanwhile, Saint Bernards, whose whole deal is rescuing people

[–] POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

I think a lot of men would enjoy to be taken care like this

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 30 points 7 months ago

Goddamn that's a cute video.

Also if feminism means free spa days for men, who tf is gonna complain about that?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Getting a dog and naming her Feminism as a bit.

"Look at what Feminism is doing to...!"

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

I hope Biden names his next dog Feminism.

"Feminism maimed three secret service agents!"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

That would at least explain why they keep acting like feminism shit in their shoes.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Comrades! Behold! My new dog!!

possum-dog

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

I rate your dog 15/10

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

Everyone do yourselves a favor and watch the video itself. S-tier palate cleanser.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

They've turned the dogs against us limmy-what scared

Naoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Masculinity is when you are docile and weak unless women can be controlled.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

This is exactly what they WANT.

To soften men up and peg them ~~into not being able to have a say in the world.~~

hyperflush

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

https://youtube.com/shorts/C7xttGRh8gA?si=2sB0w9vh6FGnwTgS

Channel of the dog if you want to turn your brain into mush watching cute doggie get pampered

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hi I would like to apply for the position of "Foley Artist for Videos of Cute Animals Being Pampered" please.

I'm sure the camera's microphone couldn't have possibly picked up the sound of a Q tip gently cleaning a dog's ear like that, so someone has to be a Foley artist

[–] booty@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yeah I'm pretty sure most of this is foley. A couple of sections really give it away, like the noise of dog chapstick or whatever being rubbed on its nose. There's no way that shit makes a sound lol

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Uncritical support to feminism in its crusade to turn all men into puppyboys honestly.

[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

I wish I was as cute as that pup, come on feminism! We need to push for more, clearly!

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

This is unimaginably cute. The only thing I ever put on my dog is musher's secret, and she barely tolerates it.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Wow that's a pampered and surprisingly chill dog. If I did that to any of my dogs (RIP) they would've been moving the whole time

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The gall to spew that shit when misogynists have demanded weakness and docility from women for god knows how long, under the threat of violence

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

It's. Always. Projection.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

"They want to do to us what we have done to them as revenge, therefore the best course of action is to double down on our crimes and eventually they will be demoralized and be forced to forgive us."

adventure-time is the only language these scumbags understand.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Bring it on, I need to be a bit domesticated tbh.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

that dog is sedated right?

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

They've turned the dogs against us limmy-what scared

Naoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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