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[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It should've been simply titled "I fapped"

Also you can see him preparing his fap hand the day previous

 

It's primarily an ego thing.

If Trump wins again now in a rematch and gets a 2nd non-consecutive term while their guy dies forever remembered as a 1 term loser (Let's be real: Biden's body, mind or both ain't making it to 2028), that's arguably more humiliating than if Trump had just won 2 times in a row, and they know it.

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

raises claw

YO

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Do-you-think-he-saurus

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Older people are more likely to have accumulated wealth/property by virtue of having had more time to do so, and are more likely to want to defend it (and the status quo that gave it to them) politically.

As time is going on however, each successive generation has less and less, and with it less investment in maintaining and defending the way things are.

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Coins that make me hard

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

YOU FOOL, THAT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Who does Number 2 work for

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

His cheeks cause an earthquake every time he walks.

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Imagine being so black-pilled that an objectively cute dog makes you feel contempt.

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Man, what a throwback.

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Being called "compassionate and effective" by the woman who:

A. Is behind Libya

and B. Lost to Donald fucking Trump

is not exactly high praise in my book

[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

The funny thing is: Spiced is actually the best flavor they've had in a while lol

Basically raspberry Coke

 

In case the gif doesn't work

He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and ruthlessness; he was sorry about his cold-bloodedness, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted killing Jesse and James, that he missed them as much as anybody and wished their murder hadn't been necessary.

Even as he circulated his gym he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing emails that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity.

He kept to his mom's house all day, flipping over Pokemon cards, looking at his destiny in every Kingler and Muk.

Meowth came up from Viridian at 1pm on the 8th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for glory, and a generalized wish for revenge against Ash Ketchum.

Meowth would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Kanto Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Meowth's release, and in 2002, Professor Oak would pardon the cat.

There would be no eulogies for Ash, no photographs of his body would be sold in Pokemon Centers, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no Pokedex entries would be written about him, no Pokemon named after him, no one would ever pay twenty-five Pokemon Dollars to stand in the rooms he grew up in.

The shotgun would ignite, and Misty would scream, but Ash Ketchum would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words.

 
 
 
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