this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
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[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Take care of your health, OP.

Also, minimum 5 tiers please. I’m fine with low-effort memes, but stacks of cans must always be high-effort. If it’s not in the community rules it should be.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most of that is fizzy water with a fruit flavoring but no sweeteners, sort of 'essence of mango.' I do have the occasional root beer, but in general I don't drink sweet things.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Then I take back the health thing ;)

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Go up a tier, then use a hydraulic press to crush them all at the same time.

[–] papalonian@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a pyramid of Truly Lemonade cans maybe 5 or 6 tiers tall. If someone reminds me I'll post it when I get home. Prepare to meet your better

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Teach me, master!

Needs another row and layer so you'll have 4x4x4. Good luck, we're all counting on you.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

now this is a shit post!

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Virgin average recycle bin user vs chad aluminum can hoarder

[–] RalphWiggum@artemis.camp 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make sure you brush your teeth bubbly is really acidic.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

my guy it is bubbly water

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You try the green apple when it was out? Best flavour.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have not! I'm sorry I missed it!

[–] darn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what's that canadian can of a&w doing there

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We went to Niagara Falls recently.

[–] 0nXYZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to see a stack of cans up to the roof then watch them collapse like that old crisis 10000 barrels mod. You can do it!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Sadly, the dream ended at 5 cans.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I say give up. As much as I'd love to see another tier, I just don't think it's possible. I suppose you could convince me otherwise, but I'm very skeptical.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It begins...

(My daughter contributed that one.)

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a good start, but a single can is a far cry from a new tier, my friend. You're in uncharted territory now.

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Holy shit seeing is believing