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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Why’d you leave the keys up on the table?”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Because I don't trust in my self-righteous suicide. Otherwise I'd have put them in the fridge like usual.

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!!??

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

WHY DON’T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR!!??

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This really spoke to me, as a poor 12 year old ineligible for the draft

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

It really spoke to me as someone who joined the USMC in 2003 and got shot at in Anbar

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I was 17 when their first album came out... Now I feel old lol

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Hah "I take bad care of my mortal coil!"

[–] Edlak@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

As I lie here with my back problems. I concur!

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That first album snagged me hard. I think I still owe Columbia house $16 for it lmao

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I don't think I ever actually paid Columbia House anything but they just kept sending me more CDs lol

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I mean, I already felt old, but I was 16 the first time I saw them and their first album didn't come out until like 2 months later.

Also, my kids have both been listening to System (involuntarily) since birth.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I wasn’t even born when their first album came out 🤯

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Eat your vegetables

And you never will if you keep that kind of loser attitude

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I was 23. Just a young fella over there. Probably haven't even broken a hip yet.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You, what did you make, a meme?

How do you make disorder... disorder

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 16 points 7 months ago

When you turn 12 and promptly WAKE UP.

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It was Rush for me, but yes.

Also Yes.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Same and same. Then system. Then primus

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

There's trouble in the forest...

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please allow me to introduce Kanaan

Im currently in as much love for this band as any band ive ever clicked with.

Good listening!

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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Hey, I take exception to that. I was in fact thirteen when I discovered them.

[–] Smallwater@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And then you start to go through your dad's old record collection, and realize "damn, the old man was on to something"

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Except now he's properly foxnews brainwormed and is mad at Roger Waters for getting all political at his shows

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tbf Roger Waters is the most hamfisted and annoying of the politically involved musicians

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Point is, he's always been political

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If "not until Animals, their 10th album", counts as "always" then yeah sure

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Dark Side of the Moon is definitely political, if you want to set a cutoff. Also the first he had a lot of writing credit for, as I understand it. I'm not prepared to argue for earlier than that.

But even Animals, in 1977, is 40+ years before people started complaining about him being too political. It's a ridiculous claim that deserves no serious consideration.

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[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

They're trying to build a prison...

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM

ANOTHER PRISON SYSTEM

ANOTHAHPRITHATHATHAAAAAAAH

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Following the rights movement, you clamped on with your iron fists…

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

"when angels deserve to DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!"

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 10 points 7 months ago

BANANA-BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRA COTTA BANANA TERRA COTTA TERRA COTTA PIE

[–] GreatDong3000@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The combucha mushroom people

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

SITTING AROUND WHOLE DAY

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

POGO POGO POGO POGO

[–] freebread@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

[–] Tixanou@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

My cock is much bigger than yours

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Fighting crime with a partner Lois Lane Jimmy Carter

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

not sure if shit post or metal memes.

[–] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Watching from a post up high

[–] dragontangram88@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

“Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot…”

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It's a vio-lent! Pornography! Choking chicks and sodomy~~~

[–] lemmylem@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Is it just me or does the lead singer sound like squidward when he peforms live?

[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Will they fight the suljuks?

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