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If you ask “Are you a whale?” I will ignore you and your question will not be relayed to him (he can’t read, because he’s a—FUCK [“I’m a whale!”]

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[–] Doubledee@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's your favorite place to go to/you have been to? I guess those could be separate answers.

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

“The restaurant [patio] we sleep at because [@allthetimesivedied] lets me out of their pocket.”

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Does Creamsicle enjoy creamsicles? Whales surely must be lactose intolerant, but maybe they'd think it's worth it

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He gets confused when he sees one.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

understandable, citrus and dairy is a weird combo

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I actually love them, personally. Creamsicle gets confused because he is also orange and white. He gets confused by oranges too. He’s just a baby whale, so he’s dumb as bricks.

[–] BlueMagaChud@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

well, thank you for taking care of him, Halloween must be very confusing

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

He was staying at a friend’s house last Halloween, but I’m sure you’re right.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whats your favorite genre of fiction?

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

“Whale fiction.”

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Creamsicle is precious. Is that a bandage on his tail tho? What happen?

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I found him with a partially-detached tail, an injury on his side, and a mostly-detached horn (he was supposed to be an anatomically inaccurate narwal or something, I just took it off). He doesn’t remember anything before that. I forget where I found him, as well, but I know it’s been almost a year—he was supposed to be a birthday present for my friend, but I hurt them so bad they didn’t want any of their birthday presents.

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

Hurt them physically or mentally?

[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Feeling sleepy with no thoughts in mind, just silly little brain fluid

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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

“Yaaay!”

[–] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's the deal with airline food?

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

“I don’t know!”

[–] glans@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago
[–] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

What is his favorite video game to watch you play?

Also, this isn't a question but: He looks like a Goldfish cracker. :3

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

“They don’t play video games!”

And:

“I am not a fish! :angery:”