Username that only is funny to hexbears go
this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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I'm just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.
But you do belong here
We have the best usernames here folks 
We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop
Beautiful names, wonderful names
Another great example right here
frail and forgotten 4th son of big boss who works in data management checking in : /
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I do a lot of geometry I thought it was funny
It's great because it makes me think of Engles being a cutie
I'm just looking for the manager.
Here's a bunch of subpar usernames I'm making up as I go
Elon Husk
Bon Ivermectin
Lockheed Martin Shkreli
Spydars Georg
LARPe Diem
Ping Pong Marcos
Rage Against The Bert Kreischer
Constantinipple
Cosmonaut Kramer
Malcolm seX
YuGiOhpnik
Childish WHAM!bino
A Cruel Angel's Hunch
Pansexual's Labyrinth
BDS Club 7
HomeFlanders
Pickle Dick Cheney
Pacific Rimjob
Pokemon Go Brandon
Mick Jager Bomb
Goon Rave
This Is Not A @dril
Hu Jin Taobao
Bolsheviks VapoRub
Benjamin Netangoogle
Large Hardon Collider
Wtaf how are you banging these out just like that
I highly doubt they're all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like "Crocodile Dundeez Nuts" or "Anthony Blinkin Park"
Malcolm Sex was in a Simpsons episode. Dr Hibbert stripped under that name
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YuGiOhpnik is a fucking banger holy shit
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My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume I’m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks I’m a nerd
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mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerk
you can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan's office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer "Sir, The gender is opsec."
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we all have usernames don't we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can't believe it. "you're all bots" they say. shameful. shameful.
help i misspelled Brendan oh man i am not good with computer pls to help
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I generated my username by randomly pressing keys on my keyboard after my original Reddit account got banned with the CTH subreddit lol. Just swiped my fingers across the entire second row of keys and got this.
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I hit random letters for my username and I often worry it looks like a slur but I'm not sure which one
I'd change it but I wanna get to 10k comments because I think that means I get a little gold hexbear statue in the mail
axont could be a fake slur used in a YA sci-fi novel
"In the ancient times before the Night Squids descended and we were confined to the Dark Library, humanity had more than one homeland. The story-bringers tell us about the humans from one such mysterious land. Their food was strange, covered in oil and eaten on discs. They would adorn their hair with grease and wear large gold medallions. We now call these people axonts, however the ancients knew them as the Eye-Tal-ians."
may i have a hugo award
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feeling like my comment yesterday might have inspired this one
post doesn't apply to me tho as this is a 
username from like 2 decades ago
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Is there a Mrs. Fukuyama?
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but, like, Pizza the Hutt
there's a part of my heart that will forever be an Ill-Tempered Sea Bass
Simply the best
yeah
Don't tell anyone you got this from me, but Juche necromancy involves gathering 7 magical balls
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