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That but grabbing both legs.

Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.

Maybe this?

I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.

I was thinking this

Nah, you've seen NPCs do this.

It sounds like this: https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc

At its best, nationalism in some forms can help unify people from disparate backgrounds into an imagined national identity. Unfortunately, most nationalism rots into division instead. Christian nationalism in the US, Hindu nationalism in India, Nazis in Germany. These all reject members of the physical nation in favor of their crazed fantasy version.

Camel by camel starts playing in the background

It can be alright if you think your nation's value are worth preserving. E.g. it is Patriotic to defend your country against a fascit invader that wants to remove your nation's self-determination.

Trying to explain the exact same thing to my parents. Challenge: impossible.

What if I shape it like the Punisher logo instead?

Bold of you to assume they care about the flag as anything other than an easily defensible dogwhistle.

As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.

Republicans love a thicc booty.

Geneva Convention Article 39:

2. It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations

This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.

I could be wrong, but wouldn't AIDS make it way more likely to get cancer? From my uneducated perspective, that seems like it would be a common thing.

^ That's what it's all about!