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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 152 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Somehow, this looks less worse than whatever he is now

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 123 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There's something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy is decidedly less endearing.

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Ok but he wasn't really a young person 9 years ago

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

You clearly didn’t read the entire comment.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Post this at him on Twitter, captioned “you wish your hair was this good”

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[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 130 points 10 months ago

Fuckin' dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

[–] juergen@lemmy.sdf.org 69 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)

ngl, this looks way cooler than the current Elon Musk.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

That’s Michael Jackson

[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

"Permanently removed from the internet forever." Once it's on the internet, it'll be there till the day you die.

[–] Shialac@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

But thanks to modern SEO, Ads and useless algorithms I can't find shit

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Once it’s on the internet, it’ll be there till the day you die.

Unless it's something you want to stay. Then it vanishes into the ether, and nobody seems to have it archived anywhere.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That implies that all your photos disappear the moment you die

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[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 8 points 10 months ago

Sometimes your photos appear only after you die!

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[–] grte@lemmy.ca 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Hey, tell me, how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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[–] TetraVega@lemmings.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] King3d@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Love me some grandmas boy references.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If only someone had saved it and could upload it again...

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you know full well that's not how the internet works, son

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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] snooggums@midwest.social 87 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This picture used to exist on the internet, but Musk was able to permanently remove it forever.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

I wish I could see it just one more time.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

cuz i look like a fkn dooooouche

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Honestly, even I would very much not want to review some of my style choices as a young person.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Barbra Streisand made it so that celebrities can delete things from the Internet permanently

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

It's also apparently a Halloween party photo but he did have removed forever from the Internet

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Celeb Halloween party. Honestly, it's pretty dope if he was going for 80s punk(ish). We're the same age and I would have worn that in '89 or so. (Except I was far too broke to sport a coat like that. Fried fries at McDonalds to get my motorcycle jacket, best I could do.)

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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

not enough hee hee

[–] 0nekoneko7@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] King3d@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

That's the chick from resident evil right

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

did he ever explain why he hates that photo so much? I think it's kinda dapper with an attitude. Not entirely a bad photo.

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Probably because it looks like he only speaks in anime quotes and brings his plastic replica katana ("well ackchyually, it's a tachi, as you can see because of the way...") when going to the mall with his mom.

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

I never saw it again

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Jesus christ. Who ordered the douche sauce with extra douche

[–] Elliot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

Why ?? This looks far far better than what he looks now i kinda think its cool ngl. Also i do hate elone but this kinda goes hard feels like something depp would wear (i don't know why i made that comparison)

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Such a POS. I'm so glad I changed my mind about dropping $$ on the pre-order for the 3 series.

[–] vulture_god@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks exactly like the British soldier demon dude from Netflix's Locke & Key.

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