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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 78 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 12 points 8 months ago

Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 8 months ago

Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Stronger then YOUR FACE

...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What ever that means, I agree!

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I have an easy way to test that

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's turtles all the way down

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Don't forget the elephants

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 months ago

I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let's call the whole thing on.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 41 points 8 months ago

Behold, a dog

[–] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 8 months ago

"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Praise the dog

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

Like 85 Curics

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

Same, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

[–] Insig@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Not cool James

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The singular version of James is Jame.

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Classic sulcata assholery.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Tbf most people are idiots too

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I'm too stupid to do that tbh

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 2 points 8 months ago

Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.

[–] Digital_man@lemmy.one 2 points 8 months ago

“Fuck Yo Toilet!”