i refuse to believe this is sincere
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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I want to believe it's a bit mocking the childfree subreddit
But also it's 
so...
nobody's relatives spend decades badgering them about when you're going to get a dog
We must liberate ourselves from the chains of children.
The little kinder-cuffs are dragging me down as I type this.
I checked the subreddit, it's completely unironic comedy gold.
Only could make a subreddit like r/IHateSunshineAndRainbowsAndPuppiesAndIceCreamAndNiceThings and somehow fill it with people who actually feel that way. It's that kind of phenomenon that makes me unironically think they make Redditors in an underground lab somewhere.
I'm betting it started off as a joke sub and then a bunch of misocynics showed up for real
Why the fuck is there a subreddit called /r/dogfree? Dogs are rad 
What if you took all the ridiculous behavior of anti-natalists and made them anti-pet?
Is this not the joke that the subreddit is making?
Yeah, this feels like a sarcasm sub in reaction to r/childfree
That sub is completely sincere. I'm sure it started as a joke sub, but it aint anymore
It's not ironic
I'm not a reddit or about it but I think dogs being everywhere in public is kind of annoying.
Furthermore, I think dogs being treated like people in a society which has such extreme poverty is emblematic of a deep sickness.
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PissedCaucasian just feels threatened by celebrity dogs for the affection of white women
Of course, they feel so c**ked to think of that... after all, they're prbly of a similar lineage...
CW: some fetish joke
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Maybe they should get a mommy dommy like Makima tha'll care for their needs
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Honestly if ppl are malding at a dog getting a seat at the Oscars and them not getting one, then that's fucking hilarious
fuck all those celebrity circlejerks lol
I gotta say, this image from that sub is hilarious, tho:
Imagine being all "WE'RE LOSING THE CULTURE WAR" but it's about the domestication of the dog.
The post is silly, but western dog culture is still misanthropic, gross, and hypocritical. I will never trust people who say they like animals more than people (weird how they usually eat meat…). They remind me of that lady who demanded the removal of homeless people at a public park because they scared her dog. Also, Reddit doggo language is like nails on a chalk board.
i don't think that's actually that common or really much of an issue at all. homeless people also have and love their dogs.
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Please, Hollywood is too sophisticated for that. Clearly there will be separate “Bestest Boy” and “Bestest Girl” awards.
They photoshopped clapping paws
no they have a guy laying under the seat move two prop paws so it looks like the dog is clapping.
Absolutely hilarious, he looks like he's having a blast honestly.
Shittily made, shittily animated paw puppets are a top tier bit no matter the context
I was staring at it an hour ago before figuring out what it was supposed to be
I thought for a moment that they folded that poor dog in half to fit it in the seat
I want to be a trainer to a celebrity dog and get to live the high life while smooching my best bud.
Training animals for film seems pretty difficult lol
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Imagine hating dogs enough to post on "r/dogfree".
Imagine caring about the oscars having a dog in it.
Imagine your vision of a tragic future being "they will have a 'best dog' award at the oscars"
"HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"Imagine choosing the username "PissedCaucasian"
You have to admit though, that it's a very accurate username. Caring about that type of shit is equally as white as the people who kiss their dog on the libs.
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Imagine hating dogs enough to post on "r/dogfree".
Over 4.5 million people in the US alone are bitten by dogs every year. Dogs are fast, strong, vicious animals which can and do maul people. All the time. Why pretend not to understand why some people fear or hate them?
Having empathy for victims of violence is being a "nerd?"
Straight up, fuck you. Terminally online irony-poisoned redditlord.
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Did I say "imagine being scared of dogs"? No, I said "Imagine hating dogs and dog owners so much that you post on a toxic subreddit entirely dedicated to that hate"
It's like someone said "r/incel" is a toxic community and you went and said "Well actually loneliness and depression among young males is a serious problem, why are you making fun of them?"
That subreddit is fucking comedy gold, holy shit this has me laughing so hard
I like dogs 
"best dog" would definitely bring ratings back up tho
WTF is with the dogs legs in that photo?
Probably puppet legs to clap along as a gag
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