this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

Awful taste but great execution.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Little Becky didn't finish her vegetables so she goes in the chair.

[–] BzzBiotch@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Awww, my first electric chair! So cute! ❤️

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

This is sick and you are going to hell.

Txt me when you get there, we'll hang out.

Is it offered in additional colors?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but what do I get for the 62 other children I specifically and intensely hate?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

The nice thing is it's re-usable.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I ever get executed that way I hope mine is a rocking electric chair.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 5 points 8 months ago

🎸⚡️🪑

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Then you make them lick a 9 volt.

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Does it come with a sponge? Or is that an extra?

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I really thought it was a retro 1950s style salon chair with the big dryer hood that woman sat under for hours…but then I saw the restraints

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

And power cable running from the back

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fisher Price My First Execution.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

The restraints are the most disturbing part.

[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 months ago

Fisher price

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Is this art or AI?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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