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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 96 points 8 months ago (6 children)
[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (13 children)

Begging my fellow men to have some standards Jesus Christ.

1600 people wanted to have sex with someone who hasn't showed in a month and averages one shower every 11 days? Fucking hell.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

I have bad news about how often those men probably shower.

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

I KNEW I REMEMBERED THAT TWITTER HANDLE FROM SOMETHING xi

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago

Holy shit. I can't figure out which would be worse; her not showering days before the gangbang or days after it.

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[–] davel@hexbear.net 94 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

The Ones Who Walked Away From Aella

[–] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

obama-medal fucking bravo, it’s been a while since a comment made me cackle like this.

[–] panopticon@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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[–] dead@hexbear.net 59 points 8 months ago (4 children)

This is a porn advertisement. Aella is a OnlyFans model. The numbers probably aren't even real. This chart was just made to advertise her OnlyFans. You posted a porn ad.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

I posted something that was funny, reality is a distant second notion to me

[–] disco@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The numbers probably are real, she wrote a massive essay about it on her substack that I can't read because I will not be giving this demon any money.

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[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago

I'm going to leave it up just because the thread is so funny.

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Nah, this is a trip report about her sex work. We support sex workers usually. Especially if their job is to take money from tech bros.

[–] Crowtee_Robot@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

And people say romance is dead.

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago (1 children)

this is immensly hilarious but you should tag it nsfw

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

but what if I want to get you in trouble at work?

[–] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

smh im a communist, you think i'm employed?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Shinigami eyes flags the account red. Who even is this person

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 60 points 8 months ago (3 children)

reddit-logo-famous sex worker, took some goofy gnome pics like a decade ago, posted about doing acid, is part of the Effective Altruist cult

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Effective Altruism

It's like they correctly realized capitalism is a death cult and propagating global suffering, but instead of seeing if anyone else has ever worked out alternatives before them (marx) they came up with the brilliant idea to...pick the right careers and make donations? Without any actual material analysis of why things around the world are the way they are. Also apparently they have an algorithm that they say can predict world events or something.

What an amazing prediction, no one else could have possibly seen that one coming, I'm sure.

Apparently a bunch of techbros like Sam Bankman-Fried were heavily involved so that's how you know it's a joke ideology.

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

pick the right careers and make donations

On first blush, there's a certain amount of logic to this, but then the EA people all "realized that AI is the most dangerous thing ever" and started giving all of their money to each other's AI startups, so whatever it started as it ended up being a techbro grift.

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[–] disco@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There is a certain logic to the original ideas of effective altruism. If you want to make positive change in the world, you will be more able to do so if you are a powerful person.

The problem is you can essentially use it as a justification for endlessly pursuing your own personal power. After all the more powerful you become, the more good you can do! In fact it makes it easy to justify committing immoral acts in the pursuit of power-- think of it from a utilitarian point of view! I am going to do so much good once I'm rich, that it will far out weight the harm I'm doing now. In other words, an okay idea that is used and abused by the greedy and power hungry to convince themselves they aren't bad people.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Oh, the Gnome lady. Did she do a Mime thing too?

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

oh to be an orgy cum stenographer

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

17 came in Aella

20 either came in a fluffer or didn't cum at all

another 19 signed up, interviewed, got tickets, and did not show or did not do the whole purpose of the event

This girl got ratio'd by a fluffer

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I glanced through the article she posted. She had 5 fluffers and additional people holding her down (she has a non consensual kink). I think overall the ratio of participants in the orgy and "staff" at the orgy were 1:1.

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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Tfw your sex life looks like a disastrous invasion of Russia.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good for her. I prefer to celebrate my birthday by ignoring it, but we all got our ways.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, lots of people on twitter are freaking out about it like it's morally reprehensible and I don't really understand that. I just think it's funny that she's a datafreak about her gangbang and the way she shared the data/story is kind of strange and funny.

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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

:blinking-guy-gif:

His name is Drew Scanlon and IIRC he had a decent take on the DPRK for a lib.

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[–] bubbalu@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alas she is very pro-"israel"

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wait what the person who posted this banger tweet would be zionist?

imagine my shock

(cw ableism)

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[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The blog post she wrote about it also opens with a Nelson Mandela quote.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Listen here number cruncherkiryu-slam

[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Aella posts are a class 1 cognitohazard memetic-kill-agent

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Never thought I'd say the sentence "Well there's a Sankey chart I'll never be able to unsee," but here I am saying it because this is hell and and of course we have libertarian sexworker data scientists and really sad Johns doing really sad exit interviews.

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This person feels like some GTA side character who gets brought back in the sequels because she's a fan favourite or something. Ngl her continued posting is very funny

[–] TheDialectic@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago (5 children)

Worth noting the blinking guy did a couple cool videos. He did one where he went to a Lan party in Cuba. His channel was called cloth map. However it died because covid was a bad time to make a travel show.

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[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's difficult for me to believe 15 guys went through all that trouble and didn't even bother to cum.

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[–] odmroz@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Ngl this is kind of lit. Maybe this is a "dunk on ghouls for ghoulish things" moment

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