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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 149 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do you think about racists?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 148 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Don't like em, never cared for em

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[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 138 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you could go back in time with the sole purpose of killing a historical figure, who would it be?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 145 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There are so many, it's hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 55 points 8 months ago
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[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 128 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What animal would you most like to have as a pet?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 112 points 9 months ago

Any animal? Probably an elephant

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 124 points 8 months ago (1 children)

At what time do you normally get up?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 134 points 8 months ago

7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 118 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you think it's ok to be gay?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 117 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There's nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 92 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Excuse me Constable, where might I find the nearest tube station?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is America, speak English

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 86 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What is your preferred flavour of potatoe chip (crisp)?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 79 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 64 points 8 months ago

They don't even need to edit their question you monster

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 76 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What would you do if you had a time machine that could only travel to the time and place of every murderous fascist's conception and back?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 98 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago
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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What would you say to someone to get them to make you a sandwich?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 88 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago

Honestly, valid even with the edit.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 62 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When our robot overlords take over, what do you say to them?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 63 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just make it quick, I wouldn't make a good battery

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[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you say when you see someone you're really attracted too?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago

"Excuse me, Miss, but I think you've stolen something: My heart ❤️"

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is your favorite menu item at Taco Bell?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 66 points 8 months ago

That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much

[–] irmoz@reddthat.com 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is it unmanly for a guy to have long hair? And pls explain either way

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How do you feel when someone gives you a nice, genuine compliment?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

Warm and fuzzy 😊

[–] drengbarazi@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What is your favorite color?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Red, but like, deep red.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather eat a fruit or a vegetable?

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What kind of thing would an asshole say?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Probably that time my dad said I wouldn't be worth plant food when I came out as bi

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who's your favourite powerpuffgirl?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 40 points 8 months ago

You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!

[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Describe the time when you were most ill.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago

Liquid spewing from both ends

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Which country would you like to visit

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] snooggums@midwest.social 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What is your favorite vice?

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day

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