I get a lot of orbweavers in my yard and they're nice to see.

Orchard:

Trash line:

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iNaturalist says it's genus Xysticus which seems probable to me

As others have said, looks like a crab spider or running crab spider. I'll see if I can take a crack at the genus tomorrow

House of the Dying Sun

That's fair

Everyone is just forgetting about IWBTG

Just gonna guess, is this Eric Dubey?

The problem is what you're looking for is far less common than it used to be.

The bottom has dropped out of the market. Cars under a certain value are usually scrapped and/or parted out. You will find them occasionally but it's getting rare. In my local area I find that Craigslist has the best selection of beaters, but it's still difficult to find anything worthwhile under $4000.

Might be time to consider a motorcycle, scooter, or e-bike of you can make it work

Edit: one more thing. There are ways to browse FB marketplace without an account.

I recommend autotempest as it searches multiple sites.

Even worse, I can identify most cars at night using just the taillight/headlight shape

This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.

No one has even noticed that

• A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
• The standard soda can shown is not a big soda

The original message and the explanation were a rollercoaster for me. Not going to lie