Ask myself why the hell the nostalgia critic is at my house
He really is the splitting image of Doug Walker
Wait a minute is that not actually who this is?
Hang out and play some mario kart or something, I ain't picky about free treats
Dust my dildo drawer for prints
If there isn't Dorito powder on them then you're good
Take his beer and chips in the name of the revolution and put him in the gulag aka my backyard
How did he get into my home ? Assuming he is ready to share the treats he can stay the night and we can play smashbros. (No smoking inside though)
Small world. Are you my 
?
Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.
I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.
I assume I drink beer and eat Doritos with him
Remember it so he doesn't have to
Did you ever wonder if you could pull someone's heart out of their chest with the power of Kali like in that one movie?
hel yea lets play Halo
*zach hadel voice* doug walker comes into your house with an unlit cigar in his mouth and oatmeal cookie bourbon, what do you do
Not turning down free stuff, and if he's brought it he seems cool
Start singing "Welcome to atop the fourth waalll!"
Take his extra cigars, thank him, and throw him out.
Those cigars are actually pretty nice.
His life is forfeit
Get him out of here, throw him out in the cold, don't give him his jacket
Draw a soyjak ofhim
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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