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[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Is it really a "shit post" if you're just posting a factual account of something that actually happened?

After reading that article I feel like I need to go take 10 showers now

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Amir@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

It's definitely a post that makes me feel like shit

[โ€“] mruniverse@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Some people are just sick

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

ok I'm gonna be the brave one and say it, the crazy dog fucking girl is hot tho

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was thinking the same. But after checking hr instagram and tiktok.... Not anymore.

[โ€“] mojo@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

she's definitely super white trash and has the good ol racist confederate flag in her room, but she still pretty country girl hot. I won't link her cuz it has her doxx all public.

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a useful website. Only loaded a handful of photos though.

Most of the posts are videos

[โ€“] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Bypasses the pay wall on OnlyFans. Kinda.

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[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Im just thinking... if she is the kinda girl who will literally fuck a dog, where does she draw the line with heterosexual well groomed dudes?

Also imagine being her boyfriend in the future "You didnt put the trash out!" "You fucked a dog, lol"

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, you take the woman and I take the dog

[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

To give it a good, safe home, right?

[โ€“] Forwhombagles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bro, please. Your socially isolated ass would cum immediately on seeing any woman irl.

I never smoke mids.

[โ€“] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People are so fucking sick. ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean the dog wanted it obviously /s

[โ€“] Ab_intra@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a person once that wanted to discuss the topic of whether animals where able to agree or not and if sex between humans and animals would be legitimate... That conversation did not last long.

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[โ€“] Gamey@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear climate change, please just kill every single one of us humans!

[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

proceeds to buy huge SUVs and makes them run h24

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[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sheโ€™s indeed an animal lover

[โ€“] Otkaz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

But did you see what that dog was wearing? Just asking for it. Stupid sexy purple collar.

[โ€“] Disgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

At no point in this Tweet I knew how each sentence would end. What a roller coaster

Who let the dogs in.

[โ€“] lowleveldata@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? How did people find that out?

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

come the fuck on now

"Hey guys look how many dogs I fucked today ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"

[โ€“] breathless_RACEHORSE@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Reminds me of the old Whitney Wisconsin case from a few years ago. She even made a video defending her choice to fuck her dog, and encouraged others to try it.

Damned if I can find that old vid, and honestly I'm not putting in the effort.

Wow I really read that as Witney Houston the first time around

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She's got that ~~dawg~~ dog in her.

[โ€“] boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 year ago

Echoing another user to say that this is indeed a post that makes me feel like shit

[โ€“] Nitrate55@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Reminds me of this song.

At first I thought it was a joke. Then I saw stuff like this, and now this post. Why is this a recurring thing? Is it just some kind of horrible running joke?

[โ€“] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 8 points 1 year ago

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[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nitrate55@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It says a lot about that platform that I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was a new trend. A very braindead trend though, because I honestly can't see the benefit in lying about doing this. Attention maybe?

[โ€“] AndreyAsimow@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What else if not attention?

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