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[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago

You make memes on the internet sir, people in glass houses..

[–] ImpermeableMembrane@lemmy.world 72 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Nah, just a incel upset that they got rejected again

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Guy: doesn't like superstitious bullshit

You: heh, incel

Crazy, like literal super sleuth detective work here.

[–] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Their guess sounds really plausible though

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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This boiler plate women dumb men smart mysgonsy meme is typical incel BS.

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[–] Steve@startrek.website 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This meme is bad and you should feel bad.

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[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I know off topic. Why does everyone assume the big bad wants a throne room? Like if I was given unlimited resources I don't think I would sit in a chair all day in a boring ass room. That's like what some reptile in human form would do.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Gatekeeping spiritually is ugly.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 44 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is he saying no? I think that is what spiritual means .

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

No, there is no spiritual without spirits. Or alcohol.

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 11 points 9 months ago

alcohol is a holy substance designed to allow man to communicate with God's holy machines (cars) more efficiently and deeply

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Dude just described spirituality 🤷

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

such a negative way to put it. I smoke weed. Into geology. Who doesn't like fossils right?

And who doesn't have some kind of internal monologue, even if it's just the 'haha you fucked that up nicely' sarcasm when you bang your feet on some furniture? slandering all those decent, fine things with spirituality seems rude, and uncalled for.

[–] Leg@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was my reaction as well.

"I do have voices in my head. They're called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience."

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“I do have voices in my head. They’re called thoughts, and I highly recommend the experience.”

Well put!

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Some people evidently do not hear a voice in their head. It generally blows the minds of people who do, but minds are so varied its possible we're misunderstanding each other when discussing voices in head. Similar to the question if two people see red, but only know it's red because someone taught them, can we be absolutely sure we both experience the exact same "red"?

If your mental white balance is off, everything would vary in the same amount, but if you could b9th project the image you see somehow into another mind it would look different.

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago
[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 19 points 9 months ago

Yeah, she's spiritual. Good thing none of that is up to you.

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

Holy shit...am I spiritual too?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

"They are minerals, Marie!"

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals

[–] Vyllenor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not spiritual and i still hear voices

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Don't smoke weed then, trust me on this.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Confirming that pot gives me strong auditory hallucinations (but only in the presence of enough white noise)

I still smoke though

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[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't care I will date her

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[–] frunch@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminder to look out for the Lunar Festival when it comes around in the warmer months. It's fun, lots of vendors and cool stuff to check out. Lots of weed smoking rock collectors with voices in their heads, as one might expect ❤️

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[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Always has been.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I collect gold. Gold is a rock.

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[–] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Op is not immune to propaganda

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 9 months ago

Yup, but on the flip side if she smoked rocks and collected weed now we're onto something.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's whatever do what you want, just don't take it seriously.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“I’m spiritual”

Doesn’t even believe in spirits, just chi, magic rocks, and Wiccan magic

On another note, if I believe in The Holy Spirit, does that make me spiritual or religious?

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

if I believe in The Holy Spirit, does that make me spiritual or religious?

Both, they're not mutually exclusive

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless you believe that the Holy Spirit has granted you magical powers (miracles) in exchange for following specific demands (Commandments), in which case you're a warlock.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Scratch a priest, find a wizard.

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[–] pkill@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

soy redditfugees seethe

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This meme has been reported as misogyny. Upon investigation the complaint has been dismissed.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (5 children)

What ever is "spiritual" though? Not in a gotcha way, in legit wondering about it, because everyone i ask just says what boils do "some stuff I do sometimes", which doesn't sound like the right answer.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Every answer I've gotten boils down to being afraid of there being nothing else. People find whatever poppycock to justify the "I'm sure there's something more".

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