It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Link for the morbidly curious. Burgerites really haven't learned anything since 2000.
EDIT: Egg on my dang face for not noticing the bluetooth bar blocking out half of the evil things this dupe is saying.
Let's just kill them, anyone that's not a bad guy would realize that the US wants to murder them so they should just hide
These people are way too comfortable saying the wildest shit
Mr. worldwide (mayocide)
WHAT HAS THE PAST 50 YEARS OF US FOREIGN POLICY TAUGHT YOU??
Sure, we have continuously tried to pummel smaller nations into submission and it hasn't worked out so far, but what if it worked this time? This time there won't be the bodies of American pilots paraded through the streets, or plane loads of coffins to unload. Not to mention countless innocents killed.
except we can defeat China
we couldn't defeat their proxies 70 years ago but this time is different just trust me bro
What was that about
bodies of American pilots paraded through the streets
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???
Mogadishu in 1993, the Black Hawk Down Incident. May have just been soldiers not pilots, I can't recall.
word for word a post you'd seen about iraq in 2003
We only have to kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down
hate that lemmitor
You can take the liberal out of Reddit, but you can't take the Reddit out of the liberal.
KILL MURDER KILL MURDER DEATH KILL
TERMINATE ERADICATE EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE OBLITERATE
No he's right. It'd be easy for the better part of 34 million people to just pick up and get out of harns way. I'm sure that wouldn't be a massive humanitarian crisis at all. Why didn't anyone else think of this totally humane and not batshit bloodthirsty idea of how to conduct warfare before?
Hate the leaders not the people doesn't apply if the people are brown btw 
The Hexbear curtain is what makes the internet usable. Rumour is that federation is going to be reduced so hurray for that.
I also hate taking screenshots on Android, the default bindings are so clunky.
Hopefully we have fortified the lines for the renewed posting wars then.
It's nice that they're thinking of the civilians, what a swell guy
If you were ever within 500 feet of a munition dropped in the middle of a place of commerce, felt the force of the explosion in your chest, and walked up to see the destruction of a building even without any casualties, you'd shut the fuck up about it. Even if you believe the Houthis are the bad guys, the idea that the way you engage before ever even trying to talk them down from the hostage situation that you drop tons of munitions is psychopathic. This shit is having learned nothing from 9/11 because it neither feels good nor is it effective for anything productive or harmonious. Frankly it's ineffective at being genocidal. This post is straight up "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do." If this is the leadership's position then Americans deserves pity. If this is the median American's position then they deserve Minecraft machinima parodies made by Tubbo, Tommyinnit, and Badboyhalo for the sake of creating income via sponsorship on YouTube
hot take we should refederate with everyone to drive these shitstains back to reddit
"They're about to find out why we don't have free healthcare" :ameri
Libs are just bloodthirsty and evil
Btw since you're on Samsung, enable palm swipe to screenshot if it's not yet enabled. Very useful
Lol oh shit, I'm only just now seeing what you guys are all commenting on about my danged screenshot. Woops.
Me feeling smug for using a desktop: 
(you can't see my smug expression because I'm old)
It's fine. Once I learned about palm swipe it's a game changer