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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 8 months ago

Remember when he asked the supermodel what the "first five digits of the Pythagorean Theorem" were because haha stupid women? Then he got super owned because he meant to say Pi? What a complete wanker.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Even if that went the way he wanted who the fuck needs to know more than 3.14? memorization is not intelligence

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

It is, however, what stupid people think intelligence is.

[-] TealTallMachine@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Thank you! Having the skill of a piece of paper and a pen being compared to intelligence is pet peeve of mine.

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

Not to mention knowing pi beyond 3.14 is useless.

[-] tvbusy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 102 points 8 months ago

I regret looking up the clip: https://youtu.be/jNFOVkB6JjQ

Sorry to say to my UK friends, it looks like these people have no manners when it comes to debating. Asking a question and then proceeded to shout over them. I'm surprised they still have viewers.

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[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

That's typical journalism on ITV and Channel 5. BBC has its moments but it's not as bad. I simply can't watch news on these channels for this reason.

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[-] ABoxOfPhotons@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

No need to apologise as Piers Morgan does in fact not represent the UK, I'm fairly certain that he is almost universally disliked.

[-] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 82 points 8 months ago

Outsmarting Piers Morgan is about as difficult as obeying gravity.

[-] Graz@feddit.de 77 points 8 months ago

When they sacked Clarkson for hitting a producer, I was like: But he also punched Morgan, shouldn't he, like, get one free for that?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 16 points 8 months ago

He called him a "lazy Irish cunt" when he punched the producer for not being able to magically produce a restaurant quality steak at midnight.

Idk if you know anything about old gammon pricks, but that wasn't a simple observation that the guy was Irish.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 8 months ago

I am amused by the fact that Piers Morgan is so daft that he manages to piss off a guy who fellates his car and bike loving commie hippies.

[-] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 50 points 8 months ago

Piers Morgan blocked me on Xitter, back when I had an account there. It was the highlight of my brief time on that platform.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

conservatives are really good at arguing against what they imagine leftists to be and really bad at arguing against what leftists actually are

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Turn back stranger. This thread is full of people arguing about history and political theories without any clue about either.

[-] Skanky@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Hold my ideology, I'm going in!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Hold my common sense, I’m wading into a political comment section!

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

Obama pretended that flint Michigan's water was safe to drink.

That alone is enough to show you how much of a scumbag he is

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Obama is one of the best conservative presidents.

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Some basic facts about your hero Stalin

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Defeated Hitler.

And a lot of his rivals.

And non rivals.

And civilians.

[-] Exosus@lemdro.id 2 points 8 months ago

To be fair.. soviet Russia should've absolutely steamrolled Germany with even a half decent leader.

Stalin almost let Hitler win by being just about the dumbest fucking leader on the planet. And that includes whatever idiot was leading the French.

[-] Geobloke@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Had a cool hat alter ego called rainbow stylin

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

Cool mustache, terrible everything else.

[-] Exosus@lemdro.id 0 points 8 months ago
[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 0 points 8 months ago

I'm not a fan of Hitler's moustache.

Both are among the worst humans who ever existed.

[-] Exosus@lemdro.id 1 points 8 months ago

I think it looked cute. Definitely worked a lot better on Charlie Chaplin.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Same response applies tbh

[-] Maeve@kbin.social -2 points 8 months ago

Yes because all reds support Stalin, like all fascists support trump. Please.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Ahh yes, that idiot who asked the guy why concrete doesn’t grow on trees.

No wait, that’s a different idiot.

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