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[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 27 points 11 months ago

I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

[–] match@pawb.social 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

this idea is going straight to space station 13, I'm sure

[–] StrahdVonZarovich@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago

Hey, a fellow space station player in the wild! Please God don't let the station clown get this, he already tied me up in the library so I have to watch his nonsense.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 months ago

Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

now i want to hear this gun in action

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should post this to noncredibledefense as well.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

this is far to credible

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Good, now play rush E on it

[–] Blxter@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

designed by Navin Johnson

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned "HONK". Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that's wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn's signature "HEE-HAW" that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.