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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 37 points 8 months ago

Me looking back at those people:

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 months ago

Me making my next post:

[-] rompe@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago

Someone is looking at my posts?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 8 months ago

Imagine their face once they manage to see the porn I consume

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Me looking through these comments to see if there's any names that I look at like this

[-] Xirup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, the motherfuckers who downvote for whatever reason. 😤

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

It's how my mom looks at me too. (I'm going to hell I guess)

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

They should see a doctor immediately. Nobody’s skin should be grey.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago
[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 3 points 8 months ago

This is how I do it.

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 2 points 8 months ago

Currently 5 people.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Find you a girl who looks at you like this.

[-] Surp@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago

Here's the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won't have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

You could also say that lowering taxes on the rich is the best way to improve the economy.

I know I'd give it that reaction.

[-] Surp@lemmy.world -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well that's just dumb though. Windows is actually good 👍. The strange point you're trying to prove is basically proving my point.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Windows is actually good

It really isn't.

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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