this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 47 points 10 months ago

This should be the exception to the "no cruel and unusual punishment" rule

[–] MYCOOLNEJM@sh.itjust.works 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

Oh fuuuuuuck you

[–] amio@kbin.social 25 points 10 months ago

It's a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Have an extremely angry upvote. I don't even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I'm also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?

[–] donuts@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

Deserved revenge for the fact that the Japanese put ketchup in spaghetti.

I will murder you in real life

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This one does not spark joy.

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 10 months ago

Right you are, Marie Condiment!

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 11 points 10 months ago

That's nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn't even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don't do.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 9 points 10 months ago

See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).

[–] MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 10 months ago
[–] prole@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

You are in mortal danger

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thats a take away box. You're safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.