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[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A horror movie begins with a group consisting of a himbo, his black friend, his ditzy hot girlfriend and his doting grandmother, who dies first?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone dies but Grandma because she's the murderer.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

No one dies, grandma inducts them all into the cult.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Only if you’re playing by cabin in the woods rules.

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If there's only one attractive woman in the group she survives.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago

Don't you mean they were haunted to extinction :3

[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

#this is not how you use hashtags