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[–] ersatz@infosec.pub 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

Spending too much on therapy currently

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

Boomers are buying diamonds - why?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even before I knew how common diamonds actually are and that their perceived rarity and thus price are bullshit, I wasn't at all interested in shiny rocks. I'm not a fucking bird.

[–] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

I love shiny rocks. But diamonds are boring.

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

Cries in Gorilla Tag

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

millennials aren't buying a rare earth gem that has its price and value artificially increased for maximum profits*

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it not rare earth as it doesn't contain rare earth elements

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip -1 points 10 months ago

Rare earth gems arent necessarily elements (on the periodic table) diamond is just a form of a common element (carbon) but rare due to the conditions required to turn carbon into diamond (high pressure)

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 33 points 10 months ago

My wife wanted amethyst because "everyone gets a diamond ring. And it's purple!" It was also very cost effective.

[–] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have they tried marketing discolored green ones as "Avocado Diamonds"?

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For the same reason I only put $10 of fuel in at a time .. I'M BROKE BITCH!

[–] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If any of you want diamond jewelry, be it rings or necklaces or whatever, look up synthetic diamonds. Far cheaper and result is often the same if not better, as its made in controlled environment and perfect conditions it offers.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 10 months ago

Synthetic diamonds are practically perfect. So perfect that "real diamond" marketers have pivoted to say that the best diamonds have imperfect, like people.

[–] rosymind@leminal.space 8 points 10 months ago

I have one and it's exquisite. My husband had originally proposed with a dull, heart-shaped blood-diamond that cost him about 10k. I think he could tell that I didn't like it, and told me it could be returned.

I felt bad for not liking the first, but worse about the thought of some poor lil kid digging it up in Africa. We found a synthetic diamond that is PERFECT and glitters like crazy. I'm extremely happy with my synthetic diamond ring. It's the prettiest piece of jewelry that I've ever owned. Highly recommended

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 17 points 10 months ago

Not falling for Debeers ads anymore probably.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

I worked in diamond exploration for years. We joked that we were turning diesel into diamonds -- just not through compression. Seriously kids, buy a lab diamond if you want one.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Also they're expensive as fuck

[–] explodicle@local106.com 11 points 10 months ago

The LinkedIn will continue until a resume standard is accepted.

[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Other gemstones are not getting enough love. I would love to have a cool topaz ring.

[–] stringere@reddthat.com 15 points 10 months ago

My wedding band is titanium and wood ($17). My wife's is silver and cubic zirconia cast as Nenya, Galadriel's ring from LotR and made by WETA Workshop, who did the movie props ($75).

So much cooler than gold and diamonds => 3 months salary, at least for us.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Cuz why would I buy an allotropic modification of carbon, it's all around me 🤷.

[–] polygon6121@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I am also convinced that diamonds are a scam. If you like the stone and think it is worth it, by all means, go ahead and buy it. I fucking love shiny things too. But really? Have you seen the price for a tiny 1 karat stone on a ring? That is ridiculous, there is no way in hell those stones are rare enough or warrant that kind of price, and even if the cutting process was the reason for the price ( as if it is not completely fucking automated by now). Fuck the diamond industry.

[–] NotATurtle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's definitely a scam, because they gained their value through manipulation as well as artificial and controlled rarity.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Also, all the violence involved in the industry. I prefer my sparkly shit to involve less blood.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Moissanite is the same, fraction of the price. DeBeers can suck it

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The reflections that moissanite makes are a lot more colorful. I prefer that, but some people may prefer the more subdued colors of diamonds. Lab grown diamonds are similarly priced, so just choose which one you prefer.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Either way, you're getting something lab grown. Almost all moissanite is synthetic because the natural stuff is far rarer than diamond. I don't know why it matters if it's formed naturally or made in a lab anyway (aside from avoiding the blood diamond problem obviously). Is it because we're playing god with diamonds?