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[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 219 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I checked for others who, like me, are too European to understand the joke: 50°F is 10°C.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A nice swedish summer evening (if it isnt raining).

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Why wasn't I born in Sweden 😭.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

That's just about perfect if you ask me.

[–] florge@feddit.uk 34 points 1 year ago

You mean too rest of the world

[–] CallumWells@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

You mean to say that 50 °F is (approximately) 283 Kelvin, right? ;P

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Shorts weather that one

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 84 points 1 year ago (1 children)

50 is pretty nice what are you on about

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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Between 50 and 63 I'm in heaven. Anything higher than that and all i want to do is go swimming, which as an adult with responsibilities, i never get to. Anything lower than that, and i have to wear more clothes and look fatter than i am.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the fuck, aren't most buildings kept at 72? How do you exist anywhere except in a walk in fridge?

I never said i got these temperatures. I just said I'm uncomfortable otherwise.

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Depends entirely on where you live. Surprising what people will accept as normal when their gas/electric bill is on the line.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly! 👍

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to defend Fahrenheit, it's a nonsense scale, however: As with most subjective scales the entire scale can be split into good and not good. The top part is good and the bottom part is not good. The middle of the top part is seen as average good.

So around 75 degrees would be perfect, which is close enough for something as subjective as temperature.

This is why in things like movie or game reviews a 7/10 is seen as average. Like it's good, in the good part, but right in the middle not anything special. A 5/10 or lower is seen as not good, not worth seeing, not worth your time etc. This works for reviews, grades, person attractiveness rating etc.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yet, Temperature is not a nonlinear star-rating by IGN, is it?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you saying global warming is actually caused by the bias of IGN reviewers?

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

The flooding of Amsterdam was really epic, 10/10 IGN

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Can you prove that?

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

75 perfect?

Well at least you have the right attitude the way our climate is headed

[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are many people (particularly in northern regions) who would consider 50° to be quite mild/pleasant

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 year ago

New Englander born and raised. Thats hoodie and shorts weather. Best time of the year.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

this meme also works in Celsius.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

0°C is not very cold.. chilly at best.

[–] drugo@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's literally freezing.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Yes it is, but that's not very cold.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

In a few years, with global warming on the rise, we may be saying that 50C isn't that hot.

FML

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Fuck, you're right

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago

Don't impose your imperialistic temperature views on the rest of us! Leave us cold lovers alone!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn't worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say "that's not that hot" and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say "that's not that cold," so really it's the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"the perfect scale"

Proceeds to list completely arbitrary temperatures and link them to completely subjective opinions

I can make all the same points about celsius with the added bonus of 0 and 100 being universally applicable and objectively measured

  • 0 freezing
  • 10 cool
  • 20 room temperature
  • 30 hot
  • 40 very hot
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[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Look, you're entitled to your opinion but I think it's a bit Kansocentric.

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Inb4 nonlinear temperature scale

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We could make it work like that. Just have the thermometer be narrower at the bottom.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago

That's going to add a lot to simplicity and ease of understanding, for sure. And don't change the name of the scale or it will be too easy to distinguish them

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

50f is pretty comfy unless you hate long sleeves or are super sensitive to it being slightly cold.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

As a person from the north, it really is.

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Same for c, but at half the scale tbh. (with a bit of a stretch to the imagination)

50 is very hot. 0 is cold. 25c is perfect.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago
[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

if you're a duck

[–] Conyak@lemmy.tf 3 points 1 year ago

144 degrees is very hot. 0 is very cold. 72 is perfect. Fixed it.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 2 points 1 year ago

50s is my perfect outdoor temperature range tbh.

[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago
[–] littlecolt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Uh.

50° is fucking perfect.

I love low to mid 50's. Yes I am white and overweight, no further follow-up questions, please.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

50°C is very hot. 0°C is very cold. 25°C is perfect.

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[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

I would argue that 50 f is closer to ideal than the mid point of any other temperature scale...

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Interestingly if you take the middle of the freezing point (32F) and 100F, you do get a mildly warm 71. No this does not prove anything, yes I'll still say it.

~~Then if you average THAT with 50, you get 60.5... and you see all three numbers make a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.~~

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