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How to keep a man
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The plate is the tastiest-looking thing in this photo.
Keep him because he will be too weak to run?
Oh he'll have the runs alright!
Run? WTF you on about? Dead men can't run and no one is surviving that dish.
Same vibe
At least it has some color lol
That looks like it at least might have one or two spices on it besides pepper
And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.
Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho... Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.
At least that looks edible.
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yep that would give me the shits. nice post. keep em on the toilet, queen.
That looks so disgusting. I can't even.
How to keep a man ...... away
Uncanny valley food.
I don't see any food in this picture.
Mmm, boiled(?) chicken legs and yellow slop. My favorite.
Id rather eat drywall then look at this honestly
Well. You tried. ⭐
*for the rest of his life
Raw chicken and vomit, wow
This looks absolutely disgusting. If someone offered me this I would have trouble not laughing.
Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢
Steamed or boiled... probably...
🤮
By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate
Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart
Behind the Walmart dumpster*
Ah it’s Artemis from it’s always sunny! She does like to incorporate buns into lovemaking while in the dumpster
Is that literal shit?
What is that?
Other comments bash on it, but I think I would have it as long as the chicken in indeed boiled and not raw.
I mean it doesn't look too good overall, but the pasta seems nice and boiled chicken is probably pretty tasteless so easy to eat. The corn might be the problem because it's hard to eat and the mouth feel might be funny.
And it would be free and prepared "ready" so that's nice. :)
My favorite. Partially digested cafeteria food.
It's what men crave
Do you keep him in prison?
The basement evidently.
In a hole you dug, while wearing someone else’s face.
It eats the chicken or else it gets the hose again.
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this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
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