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love that this guy's pivoting to just getting anti vegan brownie points by passing laws that effectively do nothing except inconvenience soy milk companies, really hitting all the boxes on the grifter arc bingo

https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/senate-bill/549/text?s=1&r=29

Defending Against Imitations and Replacements of Yogurt, milk, and cheese to Promote Regular Intake of Dairy Everyday

The bill passes, soy milk rebrands itself as doujiang - a traditional nutritious drink from China, its popularity explodes, the dairy reign of terror ends

First they came for the oat milk Then they came for the milk of magnesia Then they came for the milkweed... Then they came for me (milky complexion).

I wonder what % of people look at a soy milk carton and think "it's milk! says so right on the label"

The man-milking lobby is going to hear about this!

If you ever supported this guy, please raise your hand so we can publicly mock you. This is your penance.

Is... is he making the "almonds don't have tits" bit from The Ranch into public policy?

CALLING LIQUID FROM PLANTS "MILK" IS NOT A NEW CONCEPT YOU FUCKING MORON AND PEOPLE AREN'T BUYING PLANT MILK BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'LL TASTE LIKE COWS MILK IN FACT MOST PEOPLE BUY IT SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE SAME QUALITIES AS COWS MILK YOU IDIOT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE YOU ABSOLUT DOOFUS I AM BEGGING YOU TO GO LOOK INTO THIS SHIT JUST ONCE BEFORE YOU SPOUT SOMETHING THIS DUMB. STOP CONTROLLING MY LANGUAGE

I don't know a lot about the english "milk"-word but I do know a bit about its germanic root and at least there "milk" might even first have referred to liquid from plants, and THEN we transferred it to also entail that from animals. Seens like there is a case for that in english, since the usage in the 1200's meant "Milk might even first have referred to liquid from plants, and THEN we transferred it to also entail that from animals."
And we know "soy milk" has been a thing since the 1880's. AHHHHH

This proposal is blatantly antisemitic, effectively genociding the IOF corpse milking squad by banning their name. Fetterman is worse than Hitler, almost as bad as Corbyn.

I always thought it was weird that lefties got behind this guy when I remember him years back on the Colbert show bragging about the public-private partnerships he had pulled off. Like it was good he had helped his town and all, but it wasn't in anyway Left.

https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130306219

This is so fucking stupid. Yeah, people are just too dumb to understand that soy milk and almond milk contain no dairy. Are you gonna rename peanut butter? There's no more pressing issue than renaming shit. These people need to be hit in the head.

Government mandating that my Almond Milk now be called Almond Squeezins'

Finally, people who abuse cows for a living can do it without shame 🥰

Reading "Dairy Pride" I was very shortly thinking about trans-cows and rainbows and lqbtmoo and so on.... And then came to think that just too many people will not think this is funny, so i wont go into details.

I can’t believe I ever saw this man as my large son

The radical American left in action

John Fetterman + Jordan Peterson milking taskforce.

This huge lad drinks a gallon of milk before work every morning to be the best congress-ogre he can possibly be

America's most insidious domestic bourgeoisie comprise the dairy and corn industries

soyboys are hurting the cow abuser's corporations livelihoods by calling their nut milk, milk