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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 53 points 10 months ago (5 children)

If you ever supported this guy, please raise your hand so we can publicly mock you. This is your penance.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's okay to be fooled by his mesmerizingly large body, but we still gonna mock you

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 54 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The trick is to be nakedly cynical towards everyone so that nobody can ever accuse you of having hope for a brighter future.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, now that I think about it...

  • Liz Warren

  • Krysten Sinema

  • Kristen Gilibrand

and now this.

It increasingly feels like the more left-posturing candidates are deliberately rigged to explode in voters' faces.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

It was rigged from the start

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Found the South Park creator's account.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Reject hope. Embrace planning.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

\raises hand

I am so, so sorry. I just saw another giant and got excited.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

It's understandable. When the Big Bois speak I listen

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not in the primary, there was someone better, but I'm pretty sure I filled his circle on the general election ballot... it was this chucklefuck or Mehmet Oz.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah honestly voting for him to prevent one of the worst grifters of all time from winning a senate seat is understadable.

Who was the better candidate in the primary though? Just curious.

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can I use the lib defense that I thought he’d be less awful than Dr. Oz?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

You may. We will still mock you for it but you still may use it.