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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 6 points 1 year ago

From the original çanon of course

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 year ago

Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.

[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do I look like I know what a JFEG is?

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck this, double standards ftw

[–] uzay@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Is it pronounced jilf then as well?

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK you fancy Dutch dude. What're ya gonna do now? Brag about bicycles and socialized medicine?!!! (He says, jealous af)

You mean yealous

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, the "a"s are silent.

[–] Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 year ago
[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The creator of the GIF format says it's pronounced like Jiff, like the peanut butter.

He's wrong, even though he created the format.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com -3 points 1 year ago

That's dumb, It's "Graphics Interchange Format."

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Tolkien fanatics: "Link?"

Also...link?

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

[–] d20bard@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

[–] TheMarkus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Do you pronounce jpeg as "jayfeg"?

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Op doesn't know Frodo's real name is Froda. Tolkien changed it for modern ears.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago