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[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You probably grew up in the era of digital clocks and watches. If you used an analog watch you would know why it was easier to say a quarter to 10. 😁

To make me show up 30 minutes late because I misheard it as quarter past 10?

Way easier to just say and understand 9:45 with whatever clock you use.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because that means the person is old and can’t count from 10 to 9 and change 1/4 to 3/4?

[–] Greyghoster@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

No it means that they grew up using a 12 hour, 60 minute circular time system. Habits form when you learn stuff and can last a lifetime.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Commented just to say that this is the way it should be written, if it was a quarter to ten.

[–] NovaPrime@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hate to be a stickler, but wouldn't 9:75 actually be a quarter AFTER 10 seeing as how it'd be 10:15 equivalent?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm afraid you're not counting all 100 minutes in an hour.

[–] NovaPrime@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ah damn. I used imperial time units instead of metric. My bad.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer saying it's 9:270Β°

[–] Skua@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

9:3Ο€/2 rad

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not sure if this meme is doubly trolling me here, but please tell me nobody says "a quarter til ten" instead of "quarter to ten"!

[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In german you'd just say quarter ten, half ten and three quarters ten for 9:15, 9:30 and 9:45 respectively

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Though not every region in Germany will do that, some think it's stupid, but it makes sense to me.

Quarter ten for example means a quarter of the tenth hour is over, so 9:15. There's good logic behind it, at least

[–] crimroy@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I would say "quarter of" 10. So there.

Isn't 'quarter of' 10:15?

(I always use "quarter to" or "quarter til", but never "quarter of")

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

You're just fucking with me now!

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

β€œQuarter on ten” checking in :p

[–] SpiceyDejarik@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

When I was a child, I lived in walking distance of my elementary school. One time my mom had to work early so she couldn't be there to see me off to school. I was old enough to walk by myself at that point, but I relied on her to tell me when to go. Since she wasn't going to be there, she told me to leave at "quarter after 7" so I could be there on time.

I left at 7:25 because a quarter is 25, right?

I got in trouble for being late to school. Instructions unclear, Mom!

[–] Painintheass@lemmings.world 10 points 1 year ago

So, half past 9 is 9:50. I'll be damned.

[–] smallaubergine@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They should intentionally make it smell real bad to discourage people to do that, like how Nintendo made ds/3ds cartridges taste bad so little kids wouldn't try and put them in their mouths

[–] csfirecracker@lemmyf.uk 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am so confused by your comment. Did you comment on the right post? What would you make smell bad in this context

[–] smallaubergine@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

definitely meant to comment on another post, super weird! I was reading a nottheonion post about how Steam was telling people not to huff the air coming out of the Steamdeck. Wonder if i hit a bug on the kbin mobile website? Hoping this reply actually goes to you and not some other post!

[–] csfirecracker@lemmyf.uk 1 points 1 year ago

I just passed the post you meant to reply to and it clicked for me. Weird!

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 3 points 1 year ago

No, he's saying that when someone says 'quoter till 10' you have to fart. This way you will train them not to do it. I think he's right.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

It's 3/4 10

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

How about just half past or quarter till?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 1 points 1 year ago

It is easier to say 975

[–] fury@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, good old metric time.