She needs to watch French movies where they always have a baguette sticking out of their grocery bag.
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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It's always a baguette and some celery
Those are leeks sir
only one baguette? smh
So? Do you usually eat the baguette as a whole, deepthroating the thing or what?
How else do I prepare for my sword swallowing competition
Does smoosh the shit out of about 20% of the loaf. Definitely a bummer.
+1 point for bending it half
+10 points if she used her knee
+20 if she blew smoke in your face and told you to get out
Ah, nineties Spar. The pick-and-mix was right under her ashtray. I can still taste the strawberry laces with a hint of Pall Mall.
I'm sorry the title joke was stolen from beard_necessities_of_life on insta. Hbomberguy video has me scared of plagiarism
So? It's not like you're gonna get banned here, lol 😂.
Pretty sure the baguette still works.
Personally, I tend to eat half by the time i get to the car, so I would consider this good customer service.
I think I'm too european to understand this meme
unbroken baguettes are a privilege of those who use reusable bags and bag their own groceries
Life pro tip, never eat the middle part of a baguette in France
I mean, how else are you gonna make the sandwich anyway?
Hérétique
Nice of your grocery store to pay for someone to bag your groceries, though. Ours pretty much just throws it on the floor for us to deal with.
Just walk over and grab another one and more cheese because you probs didn't buy enough cheese
Oh Lord, we arrived at the point where cheap imitation of baguette in foreign countries are not worst than the one sold at home. We are lost...
Where I come from they'd tie her limbs to 3 horses and have the horses run away from each other.
Which horse gets two limbs?
That is such an ableist comment omg
Look, recognizing that the vast, vast majority of people have 4 limbs is not ableist, and I'm sorry that you're so interested in being offended on somebody else's behalf that you think it is.