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My children will refer to me as father.
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"Bruh, can you tuck me in?" π
I do not get the sexualisation of daddy. It just feels pedo and cringy to me. if I was having sex with someone and they called me daddy I'd probably immediately go soft
I get soft even if it just pops up in a title when looking at porn. It's just deeply off-putting.
Sounds lame as hell, it's awesome
You can do "Pa". It's objectively impossible to sexualize "Pa". You could try, but it'd immediately nuke the mood from orbit.
Ok papi
Note that Pa and papi are very much not the same.
You can totally sexualize "papi". It's hard not to, honestly. Pa, though? Well, check out the rest of these replies and tell me if they sound like flirty sexy times or like they're trying to warn me that we forgot to bring the sheep back in for the night.
"Yer squashin' my smokes, Pa."
Eugh, what have you done???
Bonus: you'll sound like the kid from Outlaw Josey Wales. "I got the gold right here Pa. The gold me an' Josey robbed from the bank, Pa."
"bruh or some shit" is a pretty long name.
Use the acronym: BOSS
They shortened it to just "shit."
It might take a while to get all the syllables, and I fully expect them to get 'mama' first, but I'm gonna aim for 'destroyer of worlds'.
Tell Dad jokes and all you get it "bruh".
Sometimes my mom says I'm a good girl when I help her out and it kinda icks me out <.<; I'm like "uuucchh you're my mom, not my dom! Stop calling me that!" but I don't wanna actually say that to her because that seems like it'll just make the matter even more awkward.
Anyway, hi, Lemmy Shitpost, how are you :D π π€£
Thank goodness it's not sexualized in my language
You will be the father, they will be the son, and mom will be the Holy ghost.
porn music starts
My kids call me bruh and I'm their mom, so, eh.
that guy needs to stop watching so much porn
Yes, daddy. :(
Time to turn to tradition. Herr Papa (Mister Dad) it shall be.
Nononono, it should be "Herr Vater" or "Papa" (with emphasis on the second syllable.
Ah, too formal. Herr Papa.
In our family kids call their parents by their name π€·
Feels even weirder to proactively kink shame your own daughter tbh.
Let's be honest, it's the dad who has the issue here. The daughter didn't sexualize shit.
My daughter calls me Daddio.
It's pretty fucking awesome.
My kids already call me bruh.
bruh
Stop watching that step-family porn might help.
They even change the titles of older porn now so it's all step family related. It's dumb.
10 years ago:
- Pornhub list a bunch of vids with "step" in the title on the front page
- Every single visitor clicks on them
- Pornhub concludes everyone likes step family videos without ever testing any other theme and issues a company wide initiative to promote the step family theme until click numbers start to drop
Present day:
Click numbers are still growing.
I detest the phrase "daddy"!!!
Oh, and 'bruh' is a whole different genre of porn you aren't ready for.
I've always been partial to "pop" though "pops" is an ageist slur
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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