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[-] BulbasaurBabu@lemmings.world 44 points 10 months ago

I... I already did pronounce the L 😔

[-] Sargteapot@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 months ago
[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

American and urban? I've noticed that all a lot of black people in and near cities pronounce the L. I always get a chuckle and they look at me like I'm a pompous British/French general from the 1800s or an idiot that can't pronounce Ls.

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 28 points 10 months ago

From now on I'll pronounce Worcester as whore Chester.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Leave Chester alone, he's just misunderstood!

[-] Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

You're not supposed to? Not a native English speaker.

[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago

I speak Spanish and it's wild to have no many randomly decided silent letters in words. We have the H that is silent always, and that's it. We have Salmón, with the intonation in the o, and we of course pronounce the L. I can't even say salmon without the L while not sounding stupid.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You should see Fr*nch.

They only pronounce the vowels and once in a blue moon a consonant.

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

The Channel Lock Lets Boats Through

Now in French:

E a'el oh es oas trou

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

stares from Portugal

"nh" and "lh" are sounds

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 14 points 10 months ago

Salmon in English sounds like semen in Spanish

[-] callyral@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

what

is it not pronounced /sɔɫ.mən/ (sol-muhn)???

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago
[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

Just as long as I can simultaneously drop the'l' sound from salmonella

[-] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Can anyone say the s and the th in Isthmus? It's making my tongue feel funny.

[-] mapiki@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

*They put sall-mon in the fish tacos, Hank. ¡SALL-MON!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 10 months ago

I can't believe this is already here. That's what I was gonna post!

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes! Pronounce your letters, don't be weird! (I know this is not about this, but I'll probably never be able to tell this to any anglophone.)

[-] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

How should I say should? How should I talk talk? Should I talk to the Colonel about putting the scissors in the drawer?

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

"Talk" like in "calc" but the first letter is a "t". "Should" as in "shoulder", just without the "er". And so on...

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

Oh fine, let's just start pronouncing "recognize" as though there were actually a "G" in it then!! I mean where does the madness stop!!

[-] FarFarAway@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

Or the t in exactly.

Actually that sort of annoys me...

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social -1 points 10 months ago

Exackly! I reconize your problem. Now I'm off to go buy some jewluhry.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

as a swede whose accent is a hodgepodge of everything between scottish to RP to some vague average of american plus of course swenglish, i have spoken into the void and it spake back.

aj räckågnaiz de sällmån

[-] get_the_reference_@midwest.social 1 points 9 months ago

I should have been saying it like that all along, but, you know, woulda, coulda, shoulda!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Next you'll be telling me I should pronounce the L in island as well!

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 10 months ago

And pronounce aluminum the wrong way too.

And pronounce the letter H incorrectly! Why not?

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