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Ugly sweater party is tomorrow Costanza
I started hating Seinfeld when they started doing this type of episodes (doing bizarre situation). I loved episodes like the Chinese restaurant.
I worked with a guy that only shat if he was naked. He said it was the cleanest and most comfortable way to poo. Side note he went to jail once that he cleaned up his act once he had to "poop in front of another man"
English isn't my first language, and I struggle to understand the last sentence.
Could anyone explain it?
The co-worker at one point went to jail and adjusted his naked pooping routine after the experience of having to poop in full view of another man, ie in a shared cell
Yes, what's funny to me ... It wasn't that his homies were being shot or other overall dangers of dealing drugs in the ghetto. It was the pooping that ended it. It's kinda wholesome...kinda
As a native english speaker - I also do not understand.
Sorry... I wasn't fully awake ... I have updated the post for clarity.
Maybe replace "that" with "and"? IDK.
Side note, I'm not in jail but I'm pooping naked right now.
I remember a post on the Other Side in the Unpopular Opinion sub (before it turned into science denial and stuff) of a guy who said that they only poop naked because (1) you sweat while pooping and (2) cloths hinder you from moving freely.
This is real but for me it's wtf why would I take of my shirt?
The best time to hit someone in a fight is right when they're taking their shirt off. They can't see and their arms are stuck in their sleeves. If they're going to make it easy for you, take advantage of it.
Typically I prefer to combine these 3 activities
The poop sweats.
Also known as: Second Phase.
Prosecutor: "do you swear to the truth?"
Me: