My girlfriend: "more like cracker barrel"
this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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"more crackers, princess?" wheels in a literal barrel of crackers
The guy in the middle looks like he's in a emo band from the mid 2000's
Weird way of saying "he's hot as fuck"
To each their own...
But you're objectively wrong.
Maybe not objectively, but at least intersubjectively.
No.
It is a fundamental law of nature that no one could get a good look at that guy and say "Wow he's hot AF"
Cute, sure.
Hot in a better picture, maybe.
Hot AF?
No. The universe itself denies it.
(OP was clearly deceived by the poor quality of the picture, but a zoom in reveals reality)
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Weird way of saying “there appearance inspires me to have feelings related to copulating. “
That's just a standard kpop haircut.
In the 80s we would have called him a Curebody.
I had Robert Smith hair in those days. Lots of ratting and Aqua Net Extra Super Hold in the pink can.
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That, or he took a pic of his favorite anime character to his hair stylist.
More like a point near the center of a triangle of early-80s British synthpop and rock, somewhere between Depeche Mode, Spandau Ballet and The Cure.
More like a karen
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Not even that weird for Japan.
Been to a few maid cafes, only seems fair that lady customers can get their WTFs in too.
If there's equal opportunity for everyone to access fucked up things then that's equality, right?
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It’s somehow reassuring to see that there is occidentalism in Asia that’s every bit as absurd as orientalism in the West. Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list, Asia gets T-shirts with nonsense phrases in English. The West gets tropes of the “Mystic East” which mash China, Japan, Thailand and India together into a melange of pagodas and temples, Asia gets stories set in “European” settings that combine England, Switzerland and Venice or something similarly absurd. Europe gets Fu Manchu, Asia gets Bobson Dugnutt. And now this.
It's kinda beautiful in a way
Reminds me of this cool western design shirt I found in a store in Tokyo
Westerners get Chinese character tattoos which supposedly mean something spiritual but really are a grocery list
If you're not aware of this website, I think you'll enjoy it- https://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/
Sadly, it no longer seems to be kept updated.
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It's called a "butler cafe", basically the opposite of a maid cafe.
They haven't clearly gone through hospitality academy; they brought the wrong spoon for desert and ruined my day.
"Sorry, princess."
I believe the proper formal phrasing is "Well excuuuuuse me, Princess!"
Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!
Let me know if anyone opens a depressed Uncle Iroh Cafe.
PS: Uncle Iroh before getting ripped in prison.
NGL, I had to read that twice lol
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Surely it'd be a teahouse?
He seems happy and content with that tea house of his.
From left to right
Discount Rupert Grint - the real one has an ice cream van and is therefore superior.
Main protagonist syndrome
Everyone's cousin
What is this Ouran Highschool Host Club?
Are they accepting applications? It doesn't sound like an awful way to spend a few hours each day. The networking possibilities alone.
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Do they have an opening for a fat, bald white guy wearing sweat pants and a stained wife beater? I could show them what a REAL white guy is like.
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A weeb's dream job
Each of the guys look exactly like someone who would move to Japan for the chance to serve Japanese ladies cake.
Well the "white men" should be handsome, so there's no hope for that dream.
Well, turnabout is fair play.
Funny looking chaps.
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